Bayside... FUCK YEAH!
Oh man, I'm missing out on some good stuff this weekend... Viki's 21st birthday party... Culture Fest Szechuan After Party... some other stuff. I don't know, there's a shit load of sweet stuff going on this weekend.
That being said... Bayside better fucking win. And all of my friends better have taken off work. YEAH. You heard me.
Also, I think this is my last year to be able to make out with someone in a janitor's closet that's in high school. Some of you may recall that being my only goal in high school, and it was definitely unfilled. I don't know any girls below the seniors now, THUS, unless I become a scandelous substitute teacher... mwahahaha.
Oh, yeah, and that's NOT GROSS. I know what some of you are thinking BUT remember, I'm ONLY 19. That means as long as they're in a certain time gain (even if they are 17), they're still fair game. I'm not Kyle, jeez... Haha, whatever.
But I'm seriously trying to become a substitute teacher for the winter break. How SWEET would that be! Teaching at Bayside... or elsewhere. I don't care. Give the kids worksheets... get paid a hefty sum of money... maybe share some of my knowledge with them. Plus some of the teachers at Bayside would probably love to let me sub for them (Ms. Callahan and Mr. Varisco in particular). And hell, maybe even Ms. Ashby. And Mrs. Boubouheropolus. Shit, all my teachers with the exception of my government teacher loved me.
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT MY FUTURE JOB.
That being said... Bayside better fucking win. And all of my friends better have taken off work. YEAH. You heard me.
Also, I think this is my last year to be able to make out with someone in a janitor's closet that's in high school. Some of you may recall that being my only goal in high school, and it was definitely unfilled. I don't know any girls below the seniors now, THUS, unless I become a scandelous substitute teacher... mwahahaha.
Oh, yeah, and that's NOT GROSS. I know what some of you are thinking BUT remember, I'm ONLY 19. That means as long as they're in a certain time gain (even if they are 17), they're still fair game. I'm not Kyle, jeez... Haha, whatever.
But I'm seriously trying to become a substitute teacher for the winter break. How SWEET would that be! Teaching at Bayside... or elsewhere. I don't care. Give the kids worksheets... get paid a hefty sum of money... maybe share some of my knowledge with them. Plus some of the teachers at Bayside would probably love to let me sub for them (Ms. Callahan and Mr. Varisco in particular). And hell, maybe even Ms. Ashby. And Mrs. Boubouheropolus. Shit, all my teachers with the exception of my government teacher loved me.
I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT MY FUTURE JOB.