Higgity-Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaans
Before I tell you the woes and tragedies of what is this thursday I must tell you of what I just did...
I WATCHED HALF LIGHT!!!!!!
"What is Half Light?" you say? Wehehell, it is only Hans Matheson's newest movie that never aired in theaters in the U.S. because it was made in the U.K. but it just came out on DVD here. It's a 2006-er. I got it through our blockbuster mailing thingy and watched it and oh my god. What a movie. Not only is Hans a super sexy British man in real life, oh no, now he's a super sexy British man who can speak with a Scottish accent. Yes, you heard me. He had a Scottish accent in this movie. WHAT THE POST-IT'S BETTER THAN THAT?
NOTHING!
I'll try my hardest not to ruin this movie for you but just in case you want to see this movie and will kill me if I say anything might not want to read any farther considering I am Hans-high and I don't know what might come out of me.
OMG SO HE IS THIS REALLY HOT LIGHT HOUSE KEEPER AND HE MEETS DEMI MOORE WHO COMES IN A BOAT TO HIS LITTLE ISLAND AND HE IS SO COOL AND AWESOME AND HE NEVER HAS ANY HUMAN CONTACT SO HE NEEDS A FRIEND AND THEN THEY KINDA FALL IN LOVE (BUT IT'S NOT A LOVEY DOVEY MOVIE) AND HE IS JUST THE BEST AND HE RIDES A HORSE AND DOES ALL SORTS OF LIGHT HOUSE-Y THINGS BUT THEN HE SAYS HE'LL MEET DEMI MOORE IN TOWN FOR LIKE HIS FIRST TIME IN FOREVER BUT HE DOESN'T SHOW UP AND DEMI FINDS OUT HE'S DEAD AND THAT HANS IS A GHOST EXCEPT HE MIGHT NOT REALLY BE A GHOST SO I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT REALLY HAPPENS. Oh yeah, and her dead son is like following her around. It's teh best evererererrfererferererf.
Here are some pics of Hans da man.
Oh yeah! And in the movie, Hans rides a horse! A HORSE!
I'm too tired to tell you all the crap about my day. Oh well. I'm off to sharpen some pencils.
EDIT: OMG!! I just remembered! Since Hans is like Demi's love interest and he is only 30 it made me think. How old is Demi Moore? Well, well, well. It seems as if Demi Moore is a little over 40. What does this mean? I tell you what it means.... SHIGGITY SHWO! SHFIFFTY FIVE! Ok, not that. But it means that Hans and Demi have almost the same age difference as Hans and I. WTF!!! I have a chance. Well, kinda. There is that whole fact that I don't live in Europe and he is a Europe-ing man. Those who think I have a chance with teh Hans say I!
I WATCHED HALF LIGHT!!!!!!
"What is Half Light?" you say? Wehehell, it is only Hans Matheson's newest movie that never aired in theaters in the U.S. because it was made in the U.K. but it just came out on DVD here. It's a 2006-er. I got it through our blockbuster mailing thingy and watched it and oh my god. What a movie. Not only is Hans a super sexy British man in real life, oh no, now he's a super sexy British man who can speak with a Scottish accent. Yes, you heard me. He had a Scottish accent in this movie. WHAT THE POST-IT'S BETTER THAN THAT?
NOTHING!
I'll try my hardest not to ruin this movie for you but just in case you want to see this movie and will kill me if I say anything might not want to read any farther considering I am Hans-high and I don't know what might come out of me.
OMG SO HE IS THIS REALLY HOT LIGHT HOUSE KEEPER AND HE MEETS DEMI MOORE WHO COMES IN A BOAT TO HIS LITTLE ISLAND AND HE IS SO COOL AND AWESOME AND HE NEVER HAS ANY HUMAN CONTACT SO HE NEEDS A FRIEND AND THEN THEY KINDA FALL IN LOVE (BUT IT'S NOT A LOVEY DOVEY MOVIE) AND HE IS JUST THE BEST AND HE RIDES A HORSE AND DOES ALL SORTS OF LIGHT HOUSE-Y THINGS BUT THEN HE SAYS HE'LL MEET DEMI MOORE IN TOWN FOR LIKE HIS FIRST TIME IN FOREVER BUT HE DOESN'T SHOW UP AND DEMI FINDS OUT HE'S DEAD AND THAT HANS IS A GHOST EXCEPT HE MIGHT NOT REALLY BE A GHOST SO I WON'T TELL YOU WHAT REALLY HAPPENS. Oh yeah, and her dead son is like following her around. It's teh best evererererrfererferererf.
Here are some pics of Hans da man.
Oh yeah! And in the movie, Hans rides a horse! A HORSE!
I'm too tired to tell you all the crap about my day. Oh well. I'm off to sharpen some pencils.
EDIT: OMG!! I just remembered! Since Hans is like Demi's love interest and he is only 30 it made me think. How old is Demi Moore? Well, well, well. It seems as if Demi Moore is a little over 40. What does this mean? I tell you what it means.... SHIGGITY SHWO! SHFIFFTY FIVE! Ok, not that. But it means that Hans and Demi have almost the same age difference as Hans and I. WTF!!! I have a chance. Well, kinda. There is that whole fact that I don't live in Europe and he is a Europe-ing man. Those who think I have a chance with teh Hans say I!