Briefest long run-on sentence of ALL TIME
My deepest apolgogies my blog-tards!! Excuse my (not quite as long as before) abscence!! I have just been so busy doing nothing and watching tv and not having to go to rehearsals (woot woot) that I just couldn't tear myself away to type to my nonexistant buddies on my LJ. Again, I'm terribly sorry. I will sum up my life since I last wrote which seems to be.. oh my god! It was December 18th! Bad Haley! *whacks self in head* Ahem, as I was saying I will sum up my life with the briefest longest run-on sentence of all time-ness!
Ready? BEGIN!
Well, let's see, all of my p.a.s. (playly and such) things were over so I did some very quick Christmas shopping and then well, it was Christmas so I was all "Yay" and excited so I stayed up wrapping very late for many nights until my mother told me to go to bed because she had to wrap presents and I was apparently getting in her way and ALL up until Christmas my dad was very rude and mad at me for no reason and that kinda sucked but then Aunt Maureen, Aunt Megan, and Gary came for Christmas Eve and slept over! (For your information that exclamation point does not indicate the end of this run-on sentence, it is simply a tool to provide you the reader with a feeling of my excitement and Christmas joy so don't argue because I'll beat you down) and then we had much fun the next morning and I gotts me a cell phone so now people can call me even though they aren't unless I tell them to and I run into the other room and I'm like "Hi, I wasn't expecting a call!" (Again with the exclamations... except this time is not indicating my Christmas joy as that's probably apparent to you so well...) and then Matt and Rebecca came over and I was very excited because I haven't seem them in FOREVER and I got a real nifty charm bracelet from them which was really sweet but they also gave me a RUMMAGY BAG!!! (Oh whatever already!) and everyone knows, you can't have a cell phone without a bag to rummage for it in even though it technically has a cell phone holder but we don't need to talk about that because the point I'm trying to get across is that it's like the best bag in the world and I can rummage through it and then we went to Morgan's house for more celebrating and Morgan gave me like a bazillion presents which included a burgundy 'mistical' bag, an "I'm naked under here!" thingmajiggins, a really cool skirt, a diary which has the faces of theater on it, and a shirt with Extreme Makeover: Carrot Edition on it and it was great and then Morgan sat on me and wouldn't let me leave but that was ok and then boring things happened because it wasn't Christmas anymore and I watched Phantom of the Opera again and I was said (again) because not only do I hate the way it ends with Christine being all "I hate you," but I want to be in that friggin movie and it's terrible and then (skipping boring things) I TOTALLY REDECORATED MY ROOM and it is very cool so you have to see it except you never will because that would be really creepy unless I knew you and then Maggie came over and we played DDR and I did that song "Kick the Can" on heavy and I rocked out loud and then today I watched Desperate Housewives all day because it's a really good show and now I'm going to work out and call Morgan because we are supposed to get together but I don't see how that's going to happen considering it's 5:11 and we haven't talked to each other.
Tuh.. *dies of oxygen depravation before she can finish her sentence but I'm sure she would have said if she were still breathing, "End!"
Ready? BEGIN!
Well, let's see, all of my p.a.s. (playly and such) things were over so I did some very quick Christmas shopping and then well, it was Christmas so I was all "Yay" and excited so I stayed up wrapping very late for many nights until my mother told me to go to bed because she had to wrap presents and I was apparently getting in her way and ALL up until Christmas my dad was very rude and mad at me for no reason and that kinda sucked but then Aunt Maureen, Aunt Megan, and Gary came for Christmas Eve and slept over! (For your information that exclamation point does not indicate the end of this run-on sentence, it is simply a tool to provide you the reader with a feeling of my excitement and Christmas joy so don't argue because I'll beat you down) and then we had much fun the next morning and I gotts me a cell phone so now people can call me even though they aren't unless I tell them to and I run into the other room and I'm like "Hi, I wasn't expecting a call!" (Again with the exclamations... except this time is not indicating my Christmas joy as that's probably apparent to you so well...) and then Matt and Rebecca came over and I was very excited because I haven't seem them in FOREVER and I got a real nifty charm bracelet from them which was really sweet but they also gave me a RUMMAGY BAG!!! (Oh whatever already!) and everyone knows, you can't have a cell phone without a bag to rummage for it in even though it technically has a cell phone holder but we don't need to talk about that because the point I'm trying to get across is that it's like the best bag in the world and I can rummage through it and then we went to Morgan's house for more celebrating and Morgan gave me like a bazillion presents which included a burgundy 'mistical' bag, an "I'm naked under here!" thingmajiggins, a really cool skirt, a diary which has the faces of theater on it, and a shirt with Extreme Makeover: Carrot Edition on it and it was great and then Morgan sat on me and wouldn't let me leave but that was ok and then boring things happened because it wasn't Christmas anymore and I watched Phantom of the Opera again and I was said (again) because not only do I hate the way it ends with Christine being all "I hate you," but I want to be in that friggin movie and it's terrible and then (skipping boring things) I TOTALLY REDECORATED MY ROOM and it is very cool so you have to see it except you never will because that would be really creepy unless I knew you and then Maggie came over and we played DDR and I did that song "Kick the Can" on heavy and I rocked out loud and then today I watched Desperate Housewives all day because it's a really good show and now I'm going to work out and call Morgan because we are supposed to get together but I don't see how that's going to happen considering it's 5:11 and we haven't talked to each other.
Tuh.. *dies of oxygen depravation before she can finish her sentence but I'm sure she would have said if she were still breathing, "End!"