Toilet Humor
You know what I don't understand? Those people that are so busy that they just have to answer the phone while they're on the toilet. I mean, really, are they that busy that they just -have- to take this call?
So I now have a new game since it happens so frequently. Every time I'm in a bathroom and someone is yakking away on their phone, I'm going to let a loud one rip, just to see what their response is.
Can you imagine?
Client: "Did you just let one go?"
Mr Busy: "Err.. No, that was someone else..."
Client: "Someone else? Where are you? Why is it so echoey?"
Mr Busy: "Umm...."
Client: "Are you in a toilet?!"
So I now have a new game since it happens so frequently. Every time I'm in a bathroom and someone is yakking away on their phone, I'm going to let a loud one rip, just to see what their response is.
Can you imagine?
Client: "Did you just let one go?"
Mr Busy: "Err.. No, that was someone else..."
Client: "Someone else? Where are you? Why is it so echoey?"
Mr Busy: "Umm...."
Client: "Are you in a toilet?!"