funny stuff blatantly stolen from bobservo

[muskratlove]

"[Y]ou've learned something that it takes many of us years and years to figure out: there are no women on the internet, and if there were, very few would be level 60 troll hunters. We're talking level 32, tops. Anduntil an MMORPG comes out where you play as a scented candle, theinternet will be free of women."

More about girls!