The Malick Legacy - Gen 2: Spare Update Part II
Hello and welcome back to the Malick Legacy!
I'M ALLLIIIIVVVVEEEEE!!!!
*insert mushu gif here*
2014/07/10: No, but really. I realized today that I haven't updated in about 7 months - mostly because I kinda got bored with the Malicks, but also because I am a responsible adult (ha). However, I received an email today informing me of being tagged in another post which led me to read through all my old posts, and ba-da-bing, ba-da-boom, here I am, missing my sim-y babies. I've had the second two parts of the Malick updates sitting on my journal since about.....February, so I figured it was about time to update officially, even though I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who reads these anymore, but whatevs. Onwards!
^^^
2019/08/02: Leaving that there to prove that APPARENTLY I had written basically this entire update and just??? never???? posted it????????? all the way back in 2014 when I was actually updating the Malicks.
Just for funsies, I'm going to put everything I /had/ written in blue, and what I am writing now (5 years later) in white. Because I've always loved a challenge.
Last time on "The Malicks: Spares": Babies.
and tonight,
Turns out Kiera has a pretty mean competitive streak.
She kicked Jaime's ass pretty hard at whatever video game they were playing.
but, of course Wren came to "cheer" him up.
(Heh. get it? Cause he's cheering? Heh)
POPSICLE!
and now that Jaime and Kiera are showing,
I figured it was time to get Seymore on the baby boat as well.
Admittedly, this was a little more difficult than planned.
but soon enough, Taylor was won over
and they joined the household make-out party.
is that love I see?!
Nope, only best-friendship. Clearly.
Winner, winner, chicken dinner!!!!
I don't remember how much Wren or Kiera brought in, but I'm pretty sure Taylor at least tripled their combined income.
and, fuck me, he's gorgeous!!!!!!!!
"My-super-loaded-and-gorgeous-boyfriend-just-moved-in-what-a-perfect-time-to-break-in-the-bed" sex.
Seymore: I'M PREGNANT! THEREWEREJINGLESANDEVERYTHING!
Taylor: Ahahaha.....ha........ha...yay?
and suddenly, his head passing through his girlfriend's was the least of Taylor's worries.
Jaime's in-utero fetus decided to say a hello as well.
(Oh God, the birthing of the cousins is looming near)
Plagued by the idea of fatherhood, there may or may not have been the consumption of alcohol
(or other, less legal, substances)
Taylor: This is funny. I like funny.
Taylor, the TV is off......
Taylor: You take that back right now! The TV is clearly on! *turns it on with the remote*
Taylor: It was totally worth it, though.
Finley: Wow. That looks fun!
Just stop. Please?
***
I figured getting them married would help with the daddy cold feet.
but it was also in Seymore's wants panel, soooooo......
Muahahahahahahaaha
"I-just-threw-up-in-the-toilet-because-morning-sickness" sex.
which apparently applies to the whole household?
I don't know about you guys, but I thought it was supes adorbs that all the daddies hung out together downstairs
(despite their questionable activities)
while all the mommies slept upstairs.
That was, of course, until Wren opened his mouth.
Wren: You don't have to be gay to admit that the male form is more beautiful.
Wren: All those rippling abs and broad shoulders, I mean, come on!
Taylor: Gross.
***
During their pregnancies, I somehow magically managed it so that Kiera and Jaime would pop at the same time, Kiera just being one trimester behind. Which means her popping into her third trimester could only mean one thing:
Cousins!
Finley: *perpetually ignores the screams of agony coming from his brother giving birth in the next room* Screaming? there's no screaming. Just me and my pregnant girlfriend dancing the night away. Happily. With no kids.
Great.
Here's Caleb,
and Ellen.
both of whom are promptly handed off to their aunt and uncle, in lieu of their parents.
but even that didn't last very long, as it is finally Seymore's turn to pop.
***
I'd like to say getting them married was for more than legitimacy of the cousins,
but that would be a total lie.
She may love him, but that doesn't mean she ever wanted to get married.
but as soon as I went to have Seymore and Taylor get married, I started getting this message.
So I tried moving Wren out (being the least favorite of the spouses :P)
and had them try again
(good to know he'll stay faithful, I guess?)
but it kept happening,
so I said "fuck it, they're already in the household and Taylor needs to go to work, so....meh"
plus, I was distracted by more pressing matters:
......................you didn't.
Kiera: Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, no one has to know. Right, baby?! *creepy eye grin*
.........you are one creepy lady.
YOUR FACE! YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE! WHAT HAPPENED?!
I managed to load him in CAS and fix the facial mishap,
but I seriously went into a frenzy when Taylor came home with a wonky face. I thought I was going to have to find a new spouse, but have no fear, all is well.
and their baby is still coming along just fine, as well.
"At-least-our-baby-would-still-be-cute-if-sim-god-couldn't-fix-your-face" sex.
I decided to have them try to get married one last time,
of course it worked
and the couple was able to have cute wedding-y interactions
including Seymore stuffing Taylor's face with cake.
With Taylor's nuptials out of the way, Wren suddenly decided to forgo his slight distaste for the man, instead finding his recent unavailability attractive.
Wren: Mmmmmm, now THAT is a man!
Taylor: Is........is your boyfriend hitting on me?
Jaime: Yeah....but don't mind him. It's harmless, really.
Taylor: *whispers* but.....he's heartfarting.
Jaime: it happens :/
Just as predicted, Seymore is as good of a mom with Jaime's kids as she was with Reese's,
which gives me high hopes for her own.
but then again, she's not the only one.
Taylor is going to be a good dad as well :3
Alright, now here's where things get interesting.
Heeerrreeeee we go with writing this with ZERO recollection of what was going on. :D
Taylor and Finley: Kisses, darling, kisses!
Taylor:
Uggghhhhh. If I do remember one thing about playing these spares is that I had to build AN ENTIRE GRANNY UNIT HOUSE to fit all the cousins.
*has PTSD flashbacks*
simgod is amused that she was so blatant as to give the gay couple a RAINBOW bed
Jaime: BY GOD WHAT IS /THAT/?! O.O
creepy!Wren: Don't worry about it.
Whatever it was, I guess Jaime wasn't TOO bothered.
Second round of cousins time!
Try to be excited.
Fuck. Seriously?!
This is, Uhhmmmmm, Fuck if I know.
Another baby?
Apparently I didn't bother taking pictures of the other twin because:
Are you fucking kidding me?!
Oh, thank god.
Well, at least Seymore got the right idea.
Someone really wanted kids.
Glad I could help, bub.
But as soon as the child was out of her body, she had the horrific realization that kids suck.
Seymore: Oh fuck.
***
And that's all of that!
Luckily, all of my sims were saved these five years. I checked in on the Malicks when I loaded up my crotchety old PC, and everyone's fine, so there is definitely the possibility of the Malicks continuing!!!!
Thanks for reading if you ever get to this post.
I hope you are as amused as I am about this time-traveling writing I'm doing.
Until next time!