The Malick Legacy - Gen 2: Spare Update Part I
Yo! I promised spare updates, and here they come!
Plus, it's just been one of those nights.
Last time in the main legacy household: Reese and Naomi had two kids, Luca and Buffy, Dion and Max got old (much to my chagrin), and Seymore proved to me that she is easily the best sim mom I have ever seen - reminding me that I should probably let her have a few kidlets of her own.
in the spare household, things seem to be going just as swimmingly as they were before we left off.
Finley and Seymore are still in their "getting over college" stage, incestuous habits and all.
And in that moment, I briefly considered allowing them to have a kid
(but of course I stopped myself because, yeah)
Instead, I took all three spares out for a night on the town
and first thing Seymore does is walk straight to the musical instruments and start playing.
Finley: My sister's so cool! I'm going to block the doorway so she'll never stop playing :D
.....We definitely need to find you a wife.
Which shall prove an interesting task, given your track record in University.
but look at him!
He's so ~deep~ channeling his inner diva before a smustle competition.
a smustle competition he didn't win, by the way.
Trenchcoat lady did.
The judges were biased.
The musical hobby lot was a bust, unfortunately, so we mosied on down to the bowling alley where
Cinderella (bondchick_nett)
and Nouri (wisteria_sims) were hanging out for the taking.
Turns out Finley was actually pretty awesome at bowling.
Seymore: Ax + c = the centrifugal force of motion over mass to create.....THE PERFECT BOWLING BALL THROW.
lol.
So much for that.
Rye (xbeccyx) and Genghis (backerbse): AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You're related to THAT?! How embarrassing! Hahahahahaha.
Seymore: Nooooooooooooooooooooooo *falls to knees in defeat*
But bowling was never the ultimate objective.
We came here for spouse material!
Go, Seymore, go!
.....really? That townie? Out of all the attractive sims (including Lush (maranatah)) you could have possibly picked in the bowling alley, you pick kilt guy?
Seymore: Bow chicka bow wow!
No.
Thhhaaaatttttt's more like it.
Finley: So I don't know if you happened to see Astra (skittlebox) over there, but I kinda chose you over her, so....feel special.
.....A little shaky on the dismount, but I give it an overall B-
At least he tried.
which reminds me.....what's Jaime up to?
Given up on life guy: And then I was like 'No way am I letting your fat ass in here! You're like a sumo wrestler!' *snorts*
Jaime: Yeah....that's great, but I'm kinda busy.....
Given up on life guy: Hey, so thanks for listening to my story. I know some people around town who should know how great of a listener you are. I'll make sure to tell them.
Jaime: Uhhmmmmm, thanks?
Well that was nice of him. They had been only talking for a few minutes and WAIT, WHAT?!
Uhhhmmmmmmm..........
??????!!!!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!????????!!!!!!!!???????
Jaime: *whistles* HOT DAMN!
Given up on life guy: ex-CUSE ME?!
Given up on life guy: This ain't happenin', wise guy. Think you're so charming with your video games and adorable little cardigan, but this here guy is NOT falling for your tactics today. No siree!
Given up on life guy: mmmmmm, guuurrrrrlllllll!
It should be worth mentioning that during this entire encounter, the simlish version of "Hot and Cold" was playing in the bowling alley.
The irony was not lost on me.
surprise, surprise.
Finley wasn't striking any gold either, and I was definitely not allowing kilt guy into this legacy, so I decided it was time for another change of scenery.
CRYPT-O-NIGHT AHOY!
well, HELLO THERE!
I like your face!
but on to more pressing matters,
just WHO is this mystery mate I have planned for Jaime?
Dramatic reveal in
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Hey, Jaime, looks like you've got a little something on your neck.
IT'S WREN!
*throws confetti*
Seymore: Heh. Heh. Hehehehehehehehehehehehehe. Guess who I find attractive?!
Anyway, Finley was a big bust no matter what I tried, I had already decided a mate for Jaime, and Seymore just couldn't seem to figure out what the fuck she was doing or who she was attracted to, so I sent them all home to have a group date.
first order of business is to grow Wren up,
because fuck if I'm going to deal with creepy kissing animations
Wren: Damn, I'm hot now.
Jaime: ahhhh, this is the life.
I'm not showing his face for a reason.
I never said I was marrying in Wren for his looks, he's here because they're perfect for each other.
Remember bartender lady?
Her name is Kiera, and she just has one of those perpetual high faces.
Kiera: .................................butterflies :|
Do not be fooled by her expression, she was psyched about the butterflies.
Finley: Hey, girl, hey!
Finley: *crushes*
Wow, way to move this relationship way too fa-
Kiera: *crushes x3*
Oh. Well. Ok then.
(GUYS! SHE ACTUALLY LIKES HIM! JACKPOT!)
Oh my god, you two.
STAHP, you're adorable! i just love you guys so much and - wait. is that? Jaime...wait
no, really, stop.
Jaime: So.......about those cousins. Baby now? Please?
Wren was too happy to oblige.
And the first set of cousins are on the way.
Even if I wasn't mentally prepared yet.
Wren also gets a makeover,
but even then......
i'mdoingitforthecutei'mdoingitforthecutei'mdoingitforthecute
Wren moves in,
and Kiera gets a more stylish haircut
be warned: there will be much group flirting.
are you guys......actually getting along?!
oh my god.
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN?! SHE'S SO PRETTY! AND LIKES FINLEY!
like, what?
(not that I'm complaining)
and she's completely ridiculous.
Kiera: and then I was like "pshhhhhhhh. whatever"
Kiera: like aliens don't exist!
Kiera: I mean come on, right?!
Finley: Just shut up, and have my babies.
Kiera: I love the way you think (and you)
It should be known by now that there can not only be one sexy shenanigans going on in any Malick household.
Synchronized woohoo is a developed and refined skill.
but for some reason I just can't focused cause just...what? what is on your underwear, Jaime?
Ah. Bananas.
I'll spare the gay jokes.
I don't play with voices on,
but some part of me wants to believe that Wren is not a terrible singer.
Something has to make up for that unfortunate face of his.
Jaime and Wren are obsessed with eachother though,
so I just let it slide.
BABEHS!
Seymore: *bursts through the door* WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE PREGNANT BEFORE ME?!
Jaime: I....what.....hoooowwww did you know?
Her baby senses were tingling.
Wren: Awwwww, you're pregnant?!
Yes, Wren. You were there. There were baby jingles and everything.
and thus, Jaime develops the habit of stress vomiting.
Poor baby.
at least he has ways to de-stress.
***
after all the pregnancy stress died down,
Kiera moved in and I noticed that Finley has the same underwear as Jaime.
We need to change that.
Remember me being impressed by Kiera liking Finley?
Yeah, it's not just Finley.
Also, she's pregnant.
Seymore: How? How am I the only one without a fetus?
Seymore: I must venture to the land of babies. Fear not, for I will be back with cousins.
Wren: Jaime. Hey Jaime. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey. Jaime. Hey Jaime.
POPSICLE!
Wren: *creeps closer* Hey Jaime. Hey. Jaime. Hey. Hey. Hey. Hey Jaime.
Wren: BACKRUB :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
Wren, I know you love him, but this is bordering on stalking,
and I am not afraid to put a sim restraining order on you.
Since 2/3rds of the spares were pregnant,
I decided it was about time to invite Max and Dion over to meet their in-laws and the in utero grandchildren.
buuuuuttttttttttt, then I got distracted by this walkby.
Well, he-LLOOOOOOOOOO Mr. Gorgeous!
This......is actually probably the most accurate depiction of the Malick family in general I've seen.
I literally have no words to make this better.
Yeah. Not just Finley.
Random walkerby seduction tactic #1: Offer yourself sexually by referencing how great you ass looks in heels.
Random walkerby seduction tactic #2: Suggest possible uterus impregnation without any social obligations to help raise the child.
Random walkby seduction tactic #3: Desperation.
Seymore: noidon'tthinkyouunderstandthepressurei'mundertogivemyparentsgrandchildrenineedyourspermnowgiveittome
Random walkerby (whose name is Taylor): You know, now that I think about it, it might be pretty cool to take over the world with little mini me's.
Seymore: REALLY?! :DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
buuuutttttttt......that's when I noticed this guy.
He's a fucking beefcake, would you look at that face?!
Total douche though :/
***
This is when I noticed that it was Kiera's (un-official) lifelong dream to become a TV chef.
I didn't have the heart to tell her that she sucks though.
At least people still at it?
Max and Dion's visit was not all for naught as well. They actually got to spend some pretty good quality time with the kids. It was honestly pretty sweet having the family back together again, even if it was only for a bit.
***
However, Seymore's task of winning over Taylor was not yet complete.
She may have gotten him on board for the chillens, but she was up the wazoo with romance wants, and by this point I had already pretty much fallen in love with him myself.
So, off with you Seymore to galavant with your soon-to-be spouse.
At first, everything seemed to be going pretty swimmingly,
but then Taylor started getting a little confused
Taylor: *cruuussshhheeesssssss* Don't touch me!
Seymore: I.....what? What just happened?
*shrug*, you tell me.
Now, Go! In all your shy sim glory! Chase after that scoundrel and win yourself some bootay!
Until next time.