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Right. So this happened a couple of weeks ago, but I haven't been ready to write about it.
So I'm on the bus after work, and there's this guy who keeps looking over at me. This was the friday that was ridiculously warm, and he is wearing baggy shorts. He keeps LOOKING at me and that bothers me, the looking - but he keeps glancing over.
And scratching himself.
Now, I don't have a penis, but I'm pretty sure that they are not supposed to bounce that way. In fact, if I were to think about it....yeah, that would be the condition they would have to be in to bounce that way. Ew.
So I am trying to ignore this man, with his erection and his glancing, but ....
...and he is not wearing any underwear.
Oh god! Why? Why?
So here I go staring pointedly out the window, but....
...with his little uncircumcised penis head just poking out and bouncing. [shudders]
Staring pointedly out the window again. Until someone sits in front of me and the view is blocked. And then I exit out the back of the bus.
The end. What the fuck, dude?
So I'm on the bus after work, and there's this guy who keeps looking over at me. This was the friday that was ridiculously warm, and he is wearing baggy shorts. He keeps LOOKING at me and that bothers me, the looking - but he keeps glancing over.
And scratching himself.
Now, I don't have a penis, but I'm pretty sure that they are not supposed to bounce that way. In fact, if I were to think about it....yeah, that would be the condition they would have to be in to bounce that way. Ew.
So I am trying to ignore this man, with his erection and his glancing, but ....
...and he is not wearing any underwear.
Oh god! Why? Why?
So here I go staring pointedly out the window, but....
...with his little uncircumcised penis head just poking out and bouncing. [shudders]
Staring pointedly out the window again. Until someone sits in front of me and the view is blocked. And then I exit out the back of the bus.
The end. What the fuck, dude?