QOTD:

Frankie Boyle on Mock the Week:
"I bet when [Michael Jackson] went to the Jehovah's Witness (sic) meetings, they pretended not to be in!"

Glad they recognise he was a Witness in name only!

Need to update soon ... probably not tonight though. Too tired. Zzzzzz.

On Have I Got News For You:

Ian Hislop: Anyway, you got off ...
Jimmy Carr: Well yeah, I didn't do anything wrong; turns out that's not against the law(!)