Who Ate My Mother Fucking Tagalongs???
Lara is indeed the most annoying girl ever and I'm only updating this thing so she'll shuddup and leave me alone. So I guess this is like my weekend in review because I'm too lazy to write about anything else and my brain capacity isn't large enough to hold information for that long of a time period. Tragic, I know.
Anywhoot, we'll start with Thursday...Yeah Yeah Yeah, it's not a weekend, but it was good none the less. So Lisa and I got our tix to the Something Corporate/Yellowcard/Format/Steriogram concert. I is excited. The show is going to be so badass. I mean, what the hell else is better than Konstantine live? I dare say nothing other than Brand New. Yes, it is that good. Ummm, other than that, Thursday was pretty lame. I was grumpy all day and pissed at the world so we'll move on to Friday.
Friday I worked. After Mike and I got off we headed over to my house and I let him borrow some clothes so we could go out. Now tell me, how weird does that sound? Me = Fat, Mike = Not Fat...It was quite amusing, but the shorts fit. So after that we headed over to Lara's and waiting for Veronica and Blake. We ended up bullshitting about Prom and watching Old School Nickelodeon game shows until we finally ended up over at Waffle House. In the process there was a race down Chandler that involved Mike's ghetto Accord, Veronica's Explorer and Blake's Ass...Yes. You heard me. Blake's ass. He kindly graced us with a full moon that night and lemme tell ya...It put me over the top. WhoooWeee. ;0) So after our adventures of flying down Chandler, we continued them at Waffle House. I don't think the people knew what they were getting themselves into when we walked in. We ordered pie and drinks and then started on the conversation of sex and random such things of the sort. Yeah, it was mighty interesting. I think I embarassed Mike because he kept complaining that this old woman was giving him dirty looks. Whatever, it was fun. We all now have a new understanding of certain individuals and their sexual preferences...Let's just leave it at that. After that, I was once again graced by the presence of Blake when he so gracefully sat on top of me in Veronica's car. I must admit, it was slightly enjoyable, but very much homoerotic ;0) HaHa. Anyways, after Mike left, the 4 of us meandered over to the park by DV and sat around on the swings for like an hour. We talked about everything under the sun, including Blake's shitting patterns. Now there's a lively convo if I've ever heard one. We managed to leave before the cops started patrolling the park and we hightailed it over to Wendy's for some late nite Frosties. Yes, that is the life. So after that I went home and yeah...Slept. It was nice. Until I had to wake up at 5:00 to get ready for work. Fucking Fry's. You suck.
So Saturday...I worked again. Really, when don't I work on weekends? I would just love to have a day off for once...Is that so hard to ask? Anyways, after work, I went home and slept until I was rudely awakened by Lara who is incapable of making any sort of plans. Her and Lisa and the two most indecisive girls I know. Mike and I leave the plans up to them and what do we get? Jack Shit. So after talking to Her, Lisa, Lara Again, Mike, Lisa and Lara one more time we finally had our plans figured out. We let the girls go pick the movie and candy, I got food and we all met down at Mike's. Of course, the bastards at Wendy's jipped me 2 Jr. Bacon Cheeseburgers, so Mike didn't get to eat. (Those were his. Ha.) Anyways, the girls picked S.W.A.T. and we chilled in the living room and watched it. Yeah, we'll just leave it at that, cause I really don't remember everything that went on throughout the span of the movie. I'm sure it was interesting. After the movie we watched some SNL and Mad TV and then we all headed out. After some extremely provacative voyeur [;0)] out in Mike's front yard, we managed to leave. HaHa. You had to be there. I'm not even going to explain. Anyways, I got home and then slept. Because sleep is spantastic. And of course, I was up early as usual for work.
Sunday was ghey. I worked and got sick. What a great combo. I went home and slept all night and did absolutely nothing. It was terrible. So that is Sunday for ya.
So I'm sitting here listening to my usual tunes and writing this so all of you sick fucks who get large amounts of pleasure from reading this will be satisfied. I'm feeling pretty lazy so I'm thinking I'm going to go watch some Trash TV and avoid Hw like usual. Until Next Time My Friends...
Adieu.
P.S: Go listen to The Spill Canvas and Emery. They're currently rawking my world. And what I say goes, so do it!