Double Dare Is Hardcore...
I realize I haven't updated this thing-a-ma-jig in like a week and what better way to get back into the swing of things, than updating while watching mother fucking Double Dare. Undoubtedly the most hardcore show ever invented. Don't you agree? Yeah, I thought so. I never quite understood why I watched this show when I was younger, but it sure is stupid as hell when I watch it now. I guess the appeal of having slime and shit thrown all over me has worn off. I mean, these people are crawling through tubes of shit. Where is the fun in that? And their prize...A fucking dictionary machine thingy. Wow. That's what I want. Gimme something educational. Yay!
Anyways, last week was hell. I'm getting my ass kicked severely by this thing called school. I dunno if any of you have heard of it, but it's a bitch. I've got like 8 million things due at the same time and it's really not working with my schedule. And I can't even look forward to the weekends cause I work like 8 million hours and have no time to sleep in or do homework and shit. Yay. Gotta love life.
So yeah, this weekend was damn fine. Well, minus Friday. Friday was pretty lame after about 4:00. Mikey and Lara are officially going out. Isn't that just precious? HaHa. Yeah, the whole idea was a good one. Gotta give Mike some credit for thinking up a lot of it. I'm so proud of my young grasshopper. Applebees was mighty fun too on Friday. You guys are officially like the weirdest group of friends ever. In between the bowling on Mike's phone, Trista's bad fries and horrible manners and Adrienne's random convos, I don't think there's ever a dull moment. Then I went to work. End of Friday.
Saturday was Awesomeness. Well, minus the whole working part. Anyways, after work I went home and slept for a good 2 hours until Lisa called and so rudely woke me up. HaHa. I managed to get my ass out of bed and get ready for the nite. I went and picked Lisa up at like 7:30ish, I dunno, I got a nice Awww out of the Yellow rose and then we headed over to Ra. We waited like 15 minutes and then we got our Sushi on. We tried a little bit of everything and I entertained Lisa by managing to have my food shoot all over the restaurant. It was quite interesting. I officially have problems eating my Edamame and having them stay in my mouth, not shoot 5 feet to my right. But really, that takes skill if you think about it. So, we sat there for an hour or two and got a kick out of the table of dumbasses behind us and making fun of our insanely gay waiter. After I paid, we left and headed over to the movies and we saw Miracle. I must say, it was a damn good movie. Quality acting and true to history. Definitely worth my 2 1/2 hours. After the movie I took Lisa home and we sat in front of her house for a little bit. Talking about random shit and stuff. Stuff is fun. HaHa. I left and then went home and crashed.
Sunday was another boring morning at work. Yeah, I won't bore you with the in depth details of my day at the wonderful Fry's Marketplace. Anyways, I got home Sunday and did absolutely nothing until about 7:30. Lisa came over and we went and bought pie. Yes, you heard it. PIE! HaHa. Except the bitches at Marie Calendar's didn't have French Silk. How dare they. Anyways, we got our pie and went back to my house. Lisa had a run in with my psychotic mother and her adventure at Albertson's and then we finally managed to make it upstairs. We watched the Drive-Thru Records DVDs and then made it to Finding Nemo, which Lisa had never seen. Yes, you're gasping right now I know. She's a little slow. Anyways, our pie didn't make it to Finding Nemo so we just kind of layed there and watched Fish. What better way to spend a Sunday nite. After the movie I made the mistake of giving her the remote and we watched some weird ass shit on TV for the rest of the nite.
So I guess that's where my live stands are the moment. This better be good enough to hold you freaks over that actually read this, because I've got another busy week ahead of me. Fuck School! Anyways, Food is calling me and I've gotta get some Chores and Homework done. This should be fun...
Adieu