[Playing Tiny Death Star on phone.]

mushpot: I should put Luke in the Training Remote Hall. All I'm doing right now is selling small remotes, and medium remotes.

[Beat.]

disposableninja: You should put Darth Vader in the Youngling Hall!!

mushpot: -NO.

mushpot: That's TERRIBLE and you should feel TERRIBLE!

Words words words from Eve Forward's book. Just started and am continuing right now. Need to read more.
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( It's like referencing for an essay. Ew. )

Daddy: Oh! That's why that guy in Star Wars does that! He was trying to get rid of static. And I thought he had magic powers!

[Pause.

I then laugh and sob in realization.]

Me: DAD. FORCE LIGHTNING isn't STATIC!!!

So the game is on her laptop and Aya started creating her Miraluka Jedi Knight.

Going through options:

( Yeap, a cut. )

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[Dad comes home, finds Da Ninja's car key on his desk.]

Dad: Why is the key here?
Da Ninja: Because the key doesn't work.
Dad: Then how did you open the door?
Da Ninja: With the key!

[Pause.

Dad then comes striding down the hall towards us.]

Dad: Where's the stick.

[Da Ninja & MK scream in amusement.]

[Received: One (1) illustration book. MK flails at Aya.]

MK: But-but what do you want for your birfday??

Aya: YOUR BLOOD.

MK: [D8 and FLAILS MORE] That's not an equivalent exchange at all!!

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And then Aya just kept being creepy. T__T

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BEST. OPERATOR. EVER.

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[Three high school boys are dawdling outside of the train.]

Train Operator: "Come on, kids. You better hurry up! The doors are closing."

[As this is said, the doors do close. The train starts moving. See the boys trying to push the button on the outside as they miss their chance, left at the station.]

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...So...if you substitute words in a quote by King Haggard from The Last Unicorn, it goes:

"They are mine! They belong to me! The Organization gathered them one-by-one and I bade them drive each one into Kingdom Hearts! I like to watch the hearts. They fill me with joy. The first time I felt it, I thought I was going to die. I said to the ( Read more... )