they've been dropping in a safety

[musesfool]

Last night was a lot of fun, though when the apparently inevitable 50 Shades discussion came up, I was like, please, I could find you better porn for free, which somehow led to them asking me to read some of my own fic out loud, which, no. That did not - will not - happen. Not even after a ridiculous amount of wine

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[elizardbits]

OH GOD YES

Darcy/Clint bodyswap!

[musesfool]

After a run-in with a magical plot macguffin, Clint wakes up in Darcy's body. He's a pretty phlegmatic guy as things generally go, but this freaks him the fuck out, because hello, boobs! They totally throw off his balance and his center of gravity is all weird and HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO DRAW HIS BOW WITH BOOBS IN THE WAY? He scrambles into the shirt draped over the chair and rushes into the living room to see himself--hopefully it's actually Darcy in there and not, like, Tony or Thor, because that would be even more confusing for everyone--hands on knees, hyperventilating. Something he hasn't done, like, EVER

[elizardbits]

OH GOD THEY WOULD GET SO HIGH AND MAKE OUT REALLY AWKWARDLY FOREVER

Natasha would judge them so hard.

[musesfool]

SO MANY AWKWARD MAKEOUTS. THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF IT'S HOT OR NOT.

Natasha would laugh so much at them.

[grammarwoman]

Your Clint/Darcy is the best! :D :D :D

And Clint definitely has a new appreciation for Darcy's girls after that.

[musesfool]

He totally does! And he pays them EVEN MORE attention once he's back in his own body!

Thank you! <3

[spatz]

"I don't want to have sex with myself," he says. "I want to have sex with you."

*dies* How so awkward and so sweet at the same time, Clint? ♥

[musesfool]

He's a sweetie beneath that gruff exterior.