they've been dropping in a safety

[musesfool]

Last night was a lot of fun, though when the apparently inevitable 50 Shades discussion came up, I was like, please, I could find you better porn for free, which somehow led to them asking me to read some of my own fic out loud, which, no. That did not - will not - happen. Not even after a ridiculous amount of wine

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[leviathan0999]

(When I finally did sleep, I dreamt that Pepper hired me to be Tony's new PA, and he didn't like me much, but then I got kidnapped and tied to a chair and dangled over a shark tank with Coulson, who was like, "He'll be here." And I was like, "but he doesn't like me." And Coulson said, "Doesn't matter. He doesn't like it when people take his stuff." And then Iron Man burst in and rescued us.)

Yeah, you need to write this. You can recast you if you want to retain your air of mystery about you.

[musesfool]

Bwah! I don't know if I'd write it, but it was an awesome dream. *g*

[leviathan0999]

7, in accordance w/my icon.

[musesfool]

lost epics and fugitive dreams
In which Harry wakes up and has no recollection of the wizarding world, and Ron and Hermione have to convince him that they're not insane stalkers, and that he really can talk to snakes.

[sevendeadlyfun]

Oh my gosh - okay, I can't not: Josh/Donna, secretly a virgin

Also, because I love it: Steve/Bucky/Natasha drunk!fic

Also also, I'm deeply impressed with your dream. All IC with bonus Coulson? Can I persuade you to sign on as my dreamwriter?

[musesfool]

So that night on the Santos campaign where Josh FINALLY lets Donna into his hotel room and they're kissing and touching and it's all going great right up until the moment she slides the condom on him and he says, "I've never actually done this part before." Sometimes his mouth runs ahead of his brain and he wants to kick himself when he sees the surprised look on her face. "But Amy. Mandy. SAM?"

He blinks. "How did you know about Sam?"

She makes a face. "I know everything."

He grins smugly. "Obviously not."

That makes her laugh, which does amazing things to her tits, and then she's sinking down onto him and everything but the hot, slick feel of her surrounding him. She leans forward and kisses him, stealing what little breath he has left. "There," she murmurs, "now that information is irrelevant and outdated, and therefore of no importance."

Josh smiles against her mouth.

[sevendeadlyfun]

You are the awesomest of awesome people. I love the idea of Josh being the inexperienced one. I secretly want to believe that in that universe, he was saving himself for Donna.

Wonderful!!

[musesfool]

Hee! That works for me. *g* I'm so glad you liked it.

[elizardbits]

OH GOD YES

Darcy/Clint bodyswap!

[musesfool]

After a run-in with a magical plot macguffin, Clint wakes up in Darcy's body. He's a pretty phlegmatic guy as things generally go, but this freaks him the fuck out, because hello, boobs! They totally throw off his balance and his center of gravity is all weird and HOW IS HE SUPPOSED TO DRAW HIS BOW WITH BOOBS IN THE WAY? He scrambles into the shirt draped over the chair and rushes into the living room to see himself--hopefully it's actually Darcy in there and not, like, Tony or Thor, because that would be even more confusing for everyone--hands on knees, hyperventilating. Something he hasn't done, like, EVER

[elizardbits]

OH GOD THEY WOULD GET SO HIGH AND MAKE OUT REALLY AWKWARDLY FOREVER

Natasha would judge them so hard.

[musesfool]

SO MANY AWKWARD MAKEOUTS. THEY'RE JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT IF IT'S HOT OR NOT.

Natasha would laugh so much at them.

[svilleficrecs]

Nick/Cassie from Push, bodyswap

[musesfool]

Cassie would be excited after the initial freakout, because she would be tall and buff and people would just kind of move out of her way while she was in Nick's body, plus, she would have a power that actually let her DO things, instead of just seeing them happen and trying to change them

[svilleficrecs]

OH THAT WAS PERFECT!

[musesfool]

YAY!

Now I think I might want to actually write it. Hmm...