I've tried to do all those things the best I can

[musesfool]

Sigh. I wish there were a tumblr savior for the WHOLE INTERNET. Think of how much better life would be!

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yesterday,

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[elizardbits]

I wish there was tumblr savior for LIFE. That way I could block out all instances of people squealing about One Direction. Ideally this would take the form of a large surly ex-pro-wrestler-esque man with one of those huge cushiony giant q-tip bat things who would immediately smite anyone mentioning it within my earshot.

[musesfool]

I'm afraid I might go MAD with POWER if I had a tumblr savior for LIFE. Think of all the things I could BANISH FROM MY PRESENCE! It would be HEAVEN.

[elizardbits]

I get really excited by the prospect but occasionally I wonder if this is how Pol Pot got started. BUT THEN I THINK ABOUT HOW NICE LIFE WOULD BE WITHOUT PEOPLE WHO DON'T PICK UP AFTER THEIR DOGS AND IT IS ALL OKAY.

[musesfool]

But that's the thing about tumblr savior - it doesn't get rid of the stuff you hate, it just lets you avoid seeing it.

[elizardbits]

I like to pretend it goes directly to the house of the poster, rings their doorbell, slaps them smartly across the face when they open the door, and then throws their ice cream on the floor.

Now that I think about it, my tumblr savior is a lot like the giant panda from the Panda Cheese commercials.

[musesfool]

BWAHAHAHAHA! That's awesome! And it says "JUST STAND THERE IN YOUR WRONGNESS AND BE WRONG." *g*

[elizardbits]

[musesfool]

Hee!