don't i make you laugh?
because I should be working, that icon pairing meme, gacked from penknife:
Go to your icons page in Livejournal and look at the first two icons (the one on the right and the one on the left). Pair up the characters in the two icons. Go to the next two and do the same until you have a list of ships. Then...well, write 'em. I just made comments on them, as I'm not clever enough to even come up with stories for all of them. Also, I left out the text icons and the occasional inanimate object.
Cosmopolitans/Jeannie - Jeannie does love to get her drink on and get frisky. Major Nelson is disapproving and yet turned on.
Frank Pembleton/Padfoot - well, Frank would like having a big dog. Since Pembleton is one of the two unslashable characters in my universe, even if Sirius were human, nothing would happen. Though I can totally see them reenacting the scene where Frank gets Lane Staley to confess - Sirius felt so guilty about James and Lily’s deaths that he wouldn’t protest
Hermione Granger/Kay Howard - Shit would get done, I tell you what. they'd have the highest clearance of any Baltimore homicide detectives ever.
Death/Samantha Stevens - again, shit would get done. But it'd be whimsical while doing so.
Puppet!Angel/the Chrysler Building - Angel did spend some time in NY in the forties, but though he was too depressed to appreciate the architecture, he always loved the Chrysler building at dusk.
Remus Lupin/CJ Cregg - and then the universe exploded from too much awesomeness in one place.
Bruce Springsteen/Sirius Black - ditto. This happened during Sirius’s Stubby Boardman days. He played a club show with Bruce in 1979.
redheaded pinup/Remus/Sirius - my first instinct is to make this about angsty displacement re: Lily, but mostly I want them to have hot threesome sex with a saucy redheaded woman
Xander/Achilles - This is the wrong Alexander for this to work. Xander would be like, “Dude, your peeps needed you and you sat out the fight? And it got your BFF killed? That really sucks.”
Danny Ocean/Danny Ocean/Rusty Ryan - um. That weird looking gadget Danny pocketed while they were stealing something from Reed Richards’ lab? A cloning device. Oops. Danny’s narcissistic enough to enjoy having sex with himself, and Rusty’s not complaining - two Dannys means he can send one home to Tess and not feel guilty about keeping one.
Rusty Ryan/Faith - They meet. They have some hot sex. He steals her fancy ceremonial dagger. She steals it back before they can fence it. She threatens to beat the crap out of him, but they have angry sex instead.
Scully/Josh/Donna - *blinks* um. There could be an AU where Scully was assigned to the Rosslyn shootings.
Flapper with big glass of brandy/Zoe - Zoe drinks the brandy and thanks the flapper kindly.
Zoe/Wash/River - Wash and River play with Wash’s dinosaurs while everybody else is out working, and then Zoe comes back and watches them fondly; this is when Zoe decides she does want a kid, and that raising her on Serenity wouldn’t be so bad. Wash, sadly, does not agree.
Kate Winslet/Mal/Kaylee - um. I got nothing. The crew takes on passengers and one turns out to be a famous 20th century movie star who somehow got propelled into the future?
iharthdarth Darth Vader/Buffy - ahahahahahaha. There is potential for cuteness here, if they don’t kill each other first.
Mal Reynolds/Jodie Foster - again with the famous actresses! WTF?
Simon/River/Mal - I’ve actually written this, but uh, Mal/Simon squicks me, so.
Inara Serra/Lucy Pevensie - ooh, has someone written the Pevensies in the Firefly verse or vice versa? Someone should.
Mal/Kaylee/Kermit the frog - hee! MUPPETS IN SPACE!
Dana/Natalie/Dan - DUDE. I SO NEED TO WRITE THIS.
Jeremy Goodwin/River Tam - oh, this has the potential to be ADORABLE. Awkward geeks flirting awkwardly! *heart*
Kaylee/River/Mal - again, I have already written this threesome. It is very hot and adorable.
Frank Pembleton/Kay Howard/sword - clearly the sword is the murder weapon. Frank and Kay would close the case before the red ink on the board even had a chance to dry.
Girl with Flowers/Xander/Willow - aw, Xander sends Willow flowers and Willow develops a relationship with the delivery girl.
Mal/Zoe/Mal - um. Again with the cloning.
Then there’s a whole series of Sam and Dean icons, so consider those covered.
Laura Roslin/Sam Winchester - holy shit, how awesome would that be? As much as I love Billy, maybe there could be an AU where SAM was her aide, and then Dean turned up on the Galactica deck crew, and Sam would totally be *ahem* mentored by Roslin. Someone should write that for me.
Sara Ramirez/Tim Riggins - hot hot hot!
Miranda Otto/Dean Winchester - see above re: hot hot hot!
Sam/Dean/Michael Westen - while I wouldn’t want sex to actually ensue, I think a Burn Notice/SPN crossover is always a fun idea. Send the boys down to Miami. Let Michael deal with something outside his experience. Someone should write this for me!
Katee Sackhoff/Death/Dean Winchester - there is potential for hotness here, as long as nobody actually dies
Dean/girl!Sam - again, I have already written this (okay, technically that is an icon of Sarah Corvus from the new Bionic Woman, but that is also girl!Sam in my head, which is how I use the icon, so shut up)
Dean/Impala - the TRUE OTP of SPN
Sam/Dean/CJ Cregg - they do like tall women. Hotness ensues
CJ Cregg/Tyra Colette - ooh, CJ could mentor Tyra and Tyra could develop a huge crush on her. I like this idea.
Coach and Mrs Coach/Jared and Jensen - I have two words for you: Texas. Football.
Max/Alec/Angel/Cordelia - as two pairings, not as a foursome, I would totally read that. Good lord, Alec and Angel could just stand back and let the women do all the kicking ass and taking names. How awesome would that be?
Booth/Brennan/Starbuck - this has lots of fun possibilities, though again, I wouldn’t so much be into the threesome (though Booth/Starbuck has many, many good points someone should explore, and by explore I mean write porn about)
Starbuck/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark - Pepper appreciates Tony’s fascination with fighter pilots. On yes indeed. This could be a hot threesome..
Fairuza Balk/Dean Winchester - hotness ensues
Sam/Dean/T-Rex - DUDE! AWESOMENESS AND HILARITY ENSUE
Jensen Ackles/Caprica Six - hotness!
Sam/Dean/Starbuck - I have written this story - well, not as a threesome, but I wouldn’t be opposed to it.
Sam/Dean/Sarah Shahi - I believe that’s called the Pilot of Supernatural
Dean/Sam/Kaylee/River - this has many porny hot possibilities. I will have to contemplate them at length.
Shapeshifter!Dean/Mary/Dean - I like AUs where Mary lives and raises Sam and Dean up as hunters. So this could be a story about a shapeshifter who looks like Dean being hunted by Mary and Dean while Sam is at Stanford.
Dean/Lester Bangs - They would talk about music SO MUCH. Dean would have a blast!
Luke/Lorelai/hot underwear model - Lorelai would tease Luke about the way he considers her Victoria’s Secret catalog to be on par with porn
Sam/Dean/Booth/Brennan - I LOVE Bones/SPN crossovers. Someone should write me one, so I don’t have to write mine.
Camille Saroyan/Kara Thrace - they would be BFF with benefits. Oh yes.
Cordelia/Sam/Dean - another threesome I would totally read, though I think Cordelia might be more fastidious about the incest than a lot of people.
Kara Thrace/Impala - I think Starbuck would appreciate the Impala.
Dean/Kara - written it, but people should write more. Their issues would fuck them up so bad, but maybe they could make it work anyway
Crews and Reese/Wendy Watson and the Middleman - OMG this crossover could be SHEER HILARITY.
Morgan/Garcia/Morgan - Garcia is certainly not complaining
TOS!Uhura/Reboot!Uhura - twice the fierceness, no waiting. The universe will most definitely be saved.
Mal/Sam/Dean - I'm not interested in this as any kind of slash, but I think they'd have a lot of fun together beating up bad guys and stealing things once they stopped trying to kill each other
The Middleman/Penny/Sheldon/Leonard - Ahahahahaha! When Sheldon and Leonard finally meet a superhero, he’s nothing like they expect. Penny just thinks he's hot, if a little straitlaced.
Shawn/Gus/Sam/Dean - And hilarity ensues.
angelgazing is supposed to write some of this for me.
Hotch/Prentiss/Sam/Dean - I am waiting for another awesome CM/SPN crossover to show up. Surely it's time for someone to write one for me to wallow in?
Jo/Ellen/Dean/Bela - I’m so sad Jo and Ellen never appeared in season 3. I would love to see Ellen and Bela spar verbally, and I think Jo/Dean/Bela has serious hotness potential.
Sarah Walker/Alec McDowell/Max Guevara - clearly the Intersect knows about Manticore. This could be a lot of fun. Someone should write it.
Alec/Original Cindy/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke - there is definitely some kind of heist gone wrong here - maybe Alec comes to Neal for help and Neal comes out of retirement? Hmm...
Max/Alec/Christina Hendricks - *brain shorts out from hotness*
Kalinda Sharma/Olivia Dunham/Peter Bishop - dude! This would be an awesome crossover! I could definitely see Kalinda/Olivia (I don’t know that Olivia would go for a threesome), and maybe Lockhart Gardner is Massive Dynamic’s west coast law firm! Now I'm imagining Walter meeting Diane. Diane and Nina Sharp. There is a lot of potential here. Someone should write this for me!
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I think I'm going to eat lunch now. Two hours and fifteen minutes until I can go home!
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Go to your icons page in Livejournal and look at the first two icons (the one on the right and the one on the left). Pair up the characters in the two icons. Go to the next two and do the same until you have a list of ships. Then...well, write 'em. I just made comments on them, as I'm not clever enough to even come up with stories for all of them. Also, I left out the text icons and the occasional inanimate object.
Cosmopolitans/Jeannie - Jeannie does love to get her drink on and get frisky. Major Nelson is disapproving and yet turned on.
Frank Pembleton/Padfoot - well, Frank would like having a big dog. Since Pembleton is one of the two unslashable characters in my universe, even if Sirius were human, nothing would happen. Though I can totally see them reenacting the scene where Frank gets Lane Staley to confess - Sirius felt so guilty about James and Lily’s deaths that he wouldn’t protest
Hermione Granger/Kay Howard - Shit would get done, I tell you what. they'd have the highest clearance of any Baltimore homicide detectives ever.
Death/Samantha Stevens - again, shit would get done. But it'd be whimsical while doing so.
Puppet!Angel/the Chrysler Building - Angel did spend some time in NY in the forties, but though he was too depressed to appreciate the architecture, he always loved the Chrysler building at dusk.
Remus Lupin/CJ Cregg - and then the universe exploded from too much awesomeness in one place.
Bruce Springsteen/Sirius Black - ditto. This happened during Sirius’s Stubby Boardman days. He played a club show with Bruce in 1979.
redheaded pinup/Remus/Sirius - my first instinct is to make this about angsty displacement re: Lily, but mostly I want them to have hot threesome sex with a saucy redheaded woman
Xander/Achilles - This is the wrong Alexander for this to work. Xander would be like, “Dude, your peeps needed you and you sat out the fight? And it got your BFF killed? That really sucks.”
Danny Ocean/Danny Ocean/Rusty Ryan - um. That weird looking gadget Danny pocketed while they were stealing something from Reed Richards’ lab? A cloning device. Oops. Danny’s narcissistic enough to enjoy having sex with himself, and Rusty’s not complaining - two Dannys means he can send one home to Tess and not feel guilty about keeping one.
Rusty Ryan/Faith - They meet. They have some hot sex. He steals her fancy ceremonial dagger. She steals it back before they can fence it. She threatens to beat the crap out of him, but they have angry sex instead.
Scully/Josh/Donna - *blinks* um. There could be an AU where Scully was assigned to the Rosslyn shootings.
Flapper with big glass of brandy/Zoe - Zoe drinks the brandy and thanks the flapper kindly.
Zoe/Wash/River - Wash and River play with Wash’s dinosaurs while everybody else is out working, and then Zoe comes back and watches them fondly; this is when Zoe decides she does want a kid, and that raising her on Serenity wouldn’t be so bad. Wash, sadly, does not agree.
Kate Winslet/Mal/Kaylee - um. I got nothing. The crew takes on passengers and one turns out to be a famous 20th century movie star who somehow got propelled into the future?
iharthdarth Darth Vader/Buffy - ahahahahahaha. There is potential for cuteness here, if they don’t kill each other first.
Mal Reynolds/Jodie Foster - again with the famous actresses! WTF?
Simon/River/Mal - I’ve actually written this, but uh, Mal/Simon squicks me, so.
Inara Serra/Lucy Pevensie - ooh, has someone written the Pevensies in the Firefly verse or vice versa? Someone should.
Mal/Kaylee/Kermit the frog - hee! MUPPETS IN SPACE!
Dana/Natalie/Dan - DUDE. I SO NEED TO WRITE THIS.
Jeremy Goodwin/River Tam - oh, this has the potential to be ADORABLE. Awkward geeks flirting awkwardly! *heart*
Kaylee/River/Mal - again, I have already written this threesome. It is very hot and adorable.
Frank Pembleton/Kay Howard/sword - clearly the sword is the murder weapon. Frank and Kay would close the case before the red ink on the board even had a chance to dry.
Girl with Flowers/Xander/Willow - aw, Xander sends Willow flowers and Willow develops a relationship with the delivery girl.
Mal/Zoe/Mal - um. Again with the cloning.
Then there’s a whole series of Sam and Dean icons, so consider those covered.
Laura Roslin/Sam Winchester - holy shit, how awesome would that be? As much as I love Billy, maybe there could be an AU where SAM was her aide, and then Dean turned up on the Galactica deck crew, and Sam would totally be *ahem* mentored by Roslin. Someone should write that for me.
Sara Ramirez/Tim Riggins - hot hot hot!
Miranda Otto/Dean Winchester - see above re: hot hot hot!
Sam/Dean/Michael Westen - while I wouldn’t want sex to actually ensue, I think a Burn Notice/SPN crossover is always a fun idea. Send the boys down to Miami. Let Michael deal with something outside his experience. Someone should write this for me!
Katee Sackhoff/Death/Dean Winchester - there is potential for hotness here, as long as nobody actually dies
Dean/girl!Sam - again, I have already written this (okay, technically that is an icon of Sarah Corvus from the new Bionic Woman, but that is also girl!Sam in my head, which is how I use the icon, so shut up)
Dean/Impala - the TRUE OTP of SPN
Sam/Dean/CJ Cregg - they do like tall women. Hotness ensues
CJ Cregg/Tyra Colette - ooh, CJ could mentor Tyra and Tyra could develop a huge crush on her. I like this idea.
Coach and Mrs Coach/Jared and Jensen - I have two words for you: Texas. Football.
Max/Alec/Angel/Cordelia - as two pairings, not as a foursome, I would totally read that. Good lord, Alec and Angel could just stand back and let the women do all the kicking ass and taking names. How awesome would that be?
Booth/Brennan/Starbuck - this has lots of fun possibilities, though again, I wouldn’t so much be into the threesome (though Booth/Starbuck has many, many good points someone should explore, and by explore I mean write porn about)
Starbuck/Pepper Potts/Tony Stark - Pepper appreciates Tony’s fascination with fighter pilots. On yes indeed. This could be a hot threesome..
Fairuza Balk/Dean Winchester - hotness ensues
Sam/Dean/T-Rex - DUDE! AWESOMENESS AND HILARITY ENSUE
Jensen Ackles/Caprica Six - hotness!
Sam/Dean/Starbuck - I have written this story - well, not as a threesome, but I wouldn’t be opposed to it.
Sam/Dean/Sarah Shahi - I believe that’s called the Pilot of Supernatural
Dean/Sam/Kaylee/River - this has many porny hot possibilities. I will have to contemplate them at length.
Shapeshifter!Dean/Mary/Dean - I like AUs where Mary lives and raises Sam and Dean up as hunters. So this could be a story about a shapeshifter who looks like Dean being hunted by Mary and Dean while Sam is at Stanford.
Dean/Lester Bangs - They would talk about music SO MUCH. Dean would have a blast!
Luke/Lorelai/hot underwear model - Lorelai would tease Luke about the way he considers her Victoria’s Secret catalog to be on par with porn
Sam/Dean/Booth/Brennan - I LOVE Bones/SPN crossovers. Someone should write me one, so I don’t have to write mine.
Camille Saroyan/Kara Thrace - they would be BFF with benefits. Oh yes.
Cordelia/Sam/Dean - another threesome I would totally read, though I think Cordelia might be more fastidious about the incest than a lot of people.
Kara Thrace/Impala - I think Starbuck would appreciate the Impala.
Dean/Kara - written it, but people should write more. Their issues would fuck them up so bad, but maybe they could make it work anyway
Crews and Reese/Wendy Watson and the Middleman - OMG this crossover could be SHEER HILARITY.
Morgan/Garcia/Morgan - Garcia is certainly not complaining
TOS!Uhura/Reboot!Uhura - twice the fierceness, no waiting. The universe will most definitely be saved.
Mal/Sam/Dean - I'm not interested in this as any kind of slash, but I think they'd have a lot of fun together beating up bad guys and stealing things once they stopped trying to kill each other
The Middleman/Penny/Sheldon/Leonard - Ahahahahaha! When Sheldon and Leonard finally meet a superhero, he’s nothing like they expect. Penny just thinks he's hot, if a little straitlaced.
Shawn/Gus/Sam/Dean - And hilarity ensues.
angelgazing is supposed to write some of this for me.
Hotch/Prentiss/Sam/Dean - I am waiting for another awesome CM/SPN crossover to show up. Surely it's time for someone to write one for me to wallow in?
Jo/Ellen/Dean/Bela - I’m so sad Jo and Ellen never appeared in season 3. I would love to see Ellen and Bela spar verbally, and I think Jo/Dean/Bela has serious hotness potential.
Sarah Walker/Alec McDowell/Max Guevara - clearly the Intersect knows about Manticore. This could be a lot of fun. Someone should write it.
Alec/Original Cindy/Neal Caffrey/Peter Burke/Elizabeth Burke - there is definitely some kind of heist gone wrong here - maybe Alec comes to Neal for help and Neal comes out of retirement? Hmm...
Max/Alec/Christina Hendricks - *brain shorts out from hotness*
Kalinda Sharma/Olivia Dunham/Peter Bishop - dude! This would be an awesome crossover! I could definitely see Kalinda/Olivia (I don’t know that Olivia would go for a threesome), and maybe Lockhart Gardner is Massive Dynamic’s west coast law firm! Now I'm imagining Walter meeting Diane. Diane and Nina Sharp. There is a lot of potential here. Someone should write this for me!
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I think I'm going to eat lunch now. Two hours and fifteen minutes until I can go home!
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