If you're going to lie to me, you lie to me with respect.

[musesfool]

How being a ficathon mod is like being John Munch in a way:

Don't lie to me like I'm Montel Williams! I AM NOT MONTEL WILLIAMS!

Det. John Munch: You're saving your really good lies for some smarter cop, is that it? I'm just a donut in the on-deck circle. Wait until the real guy gets here. Wait until that big guy comes back. I'm probably just his secretary. I'm just Montel Williams. You want to talk to Larry King.
Bernard: I'm telling you the truth.
Det. John Munch: I've been in murder police for ten years. If you're going to lie to me, you lie to me with respect. What is it? Is it my shoes? Is it my haircut? Got a problem with my haircut? Don't you ever lie to me like I'm Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams. I am not Montel Williams.
Bernard: Who's Montel Williams?
Det. John Munch: I'm not Montel Williams.

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Dear people of the world, on- and offline,

Reading comprehension: look into it.

I'm just saying.

no love,

me

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