we got vibrations coming up from the floor

[musesfool]

So I am revamping this scene in the girl!Sam AU, and man, I really do not like having to cut stuff out and move it around. I know intellectually I am making the story better, restoring the narrative drive rather than letting it sputter in neutral so I can have another sex scene, but when I actually have to start moving paragraphs around and

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[carla_scribbles]

Speaking of shame, and not having any, you've all seen Tricia Helfer's Playboy spread, right? Dear god, that woman is beautiful.

No. And you will tell me where it's available online, or I will hurt you.

And you will then go on to write the crazed-Canadian-assassins thing, because DUDE. It's Callum. You do not anger Callum. You just... don't.

[musesfool]

here's where I saw it.

And you will then go on to write the crazed-Canadian-assassins thing,

Heh. I don't write RPF. It's one of my few no-go areas of fandom. But I'm sure eventually someone will write it, or something like it, anyway.

[carla_scribbles]

... fine. Okay, fine. You save me from actually having to go look for that, I'll give you a pass for now. *pouts, regardless*

[musesfool]

Heh. And it's so very pretty, I think you won't be pouting long.

[carla_scribbles]

Fnguh.

*flails blindly* Legs. Legs.

...

What were you saying?

[musesfool]

Heh.