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tacticalmind in musebysentence

34.B. Horny

Nov 21, 2009 20:48

Goddamnit, I need sex right now before I take myself out with the damn crutches!

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doesntwaltz November 21 2009, 09:54:16 UTC

So I'm not supposed to tell you I'm naked and just wearing my glasses?

tacticalmind November 21 2009, 09:58:47 UTC

Do you want me to bang my head against the wall?

doesntwaltz November 21 2009, 10:00:02 UTC

No, I'd rather be banging you.

tacticalmind November 21 2009, 10:02:33 UTC

How can I bang anything?! That's it. I'm going to cry. Other than stabbing myself in the eyeballs with the remote control, there is no other way to deal with this. Every time I move, my dick hurts it's so hard.

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welcometo_life November 21 2009, 10:04:35 UTC

Wow. That seems slightly dramatic. It's been that long?

tacticalmind November 21 2009, 10:10:43 UTC

I got blown up at war, I get a free ticket on the dramatics. And yeah, it's been that long.

welcometo_life November 21 2009, 10:22:11 UTC

Alright, I'll give you that one. Being blown up definitely gives you a free pass to be a drama queen. Because let's face it, drama king just doesn't sound right.

So what, there's no girl out there willing to lend you a hand, mouth, or various other body parts?

tacticalmind November 21 2009, 10:24:44 UTC

Well, it could, if it came with the right accessories, like a crown and maybe a long hard stick. Shit. Sorry, channelling.

Yeah, for sure. That would be my wife. Only, my penis is about the only part of me that ain't injured. If ever there is bad mojo, it's giving you a healthy cock and busted everything else.

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