Alright, I'll give you that one. Being blown up definitely gives you a free pass to be a drama queen. Because let's face it, drama king just doesn't sound right.
So what, there's no girl out there willing to lend you a hand, mouth, or various other body parts?
Well, it could, if it came with the right accessories, like a crown and maybe a long hard stick. Shit. Sorry, channelling.
Yeah, for sure. That would be my wife. Only, my penis is about the only part of me that ain't injured. If ever there is bad mojo, it's giving you a healthy cock and busted everything else.
You wear pigtails to a bachelorette party, you're just asking for a pedophile to hit on you. And bras can be a pain in the ass, but if you've got the boobs, it's worse if you don't wear one.
Froze like....you can't even turn the tv off? Or mute it? Mute can work as long as you can stop looking at the screen.
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So what, there's no girl out there willing to lend you a hand, mouth, or various other body parts?
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Yeah, for sure. That would be my wife. Only, my penis is about the only part of me that ain't injured. If ever there is bad mojo, it's giving you a healthy cock and busted everything else.
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There are ways around that. You just have to try and stay as still as humanly possible.
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I rock at staying still, it's ny cock that doesn't.
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Clearly you need to train it better.
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It's been very deprived. And I'm feeling sorry for myself. That's not a good mix, especially when the TV got stuck on the porn channel.
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Froze like....you can't even turn the tv off? Or mute it? Mute can work as long as you can stop looking at the screen.
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Sure, I can, if I didn't drop the remote over the back of it when I put it up there to try and stretch.
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Wow. You really are fucked. Figuratively, at least.
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Yeah, but lucky I ain't dead, as they say. You would think coming home from war meant I got to fuck my my wife, but I got screwed over.
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