26.3. Marriage

[aussielawyer]

Can't decide whether I should feel weird about getting an invite to my ex's wedding or not.

Comments

[middleowens]

How about your secret sort-of girlfriend getting an invite, too?

[aussielawyer]

Did you?! Of course you did. I didn't mean that to sound how it did. I'm thinking it's maybe the fancy dress fucking with my head. Or maybe just the issue that I used to fuck the bride?

[middleowens]

Sure, sure. I can feel the love from here, counsellor. You're lucky my ego doesn't bruise easy. You know, you should just be thinking of this as a chance to ask me to wear something you've secretly desired seeing me dressed as. And the fact that after the wedding when we're alone you get to fuck me in it. Well, I have to admit that could be a pretty big issue, but the world is built on exes.

[aussielawyer]

But that's the thing. I don't really feel weird. I smiled when when I opened the invitation. I know how much she loves the guy.

Isn't that defunct if we have to pretend we don't even know each other? Or torture, even.