Did you?! Of course you did. I didn't mean that to sound how it did. I'm thinking it's maybe the fancy dress fucking with my head. Or maybe just the issue that I used to fuck the bride?
Sure, sure. I can feel the love from here, counsellor. You're lucky my ego doesn't bruise easy. You know, you should just be thinking of this as a chance to ask me to wear something you've secretly desired seeing me dressed as. And the fact that after the wedding when we're alone you get to fuck me in it. Well, I have to admit that could be a pretty big issue, but the world is built on exes.
So then what's the problem? If you're happy for her, and she wants you there then why shouldn't you go?
Well, it's definitely torture. I just... are we still secret? I'm not even sure I can go if I have to pretend not to know you. Naughty outfits, or not.
Because I'm worried it's a pity invite, and I'm worried what how the guy feels, especially considering the last time I saw him he was face down on a bathroom floor in a pool of his own vomit and blood?
James and Izzy don't know. I'm not sure how they'll take it. Izzy might tear my balls off and they just grew back from my divorce.
True. Fuck, the guy is so bloody nice and wonderful. That's not his fault, but I feel like I should hate him by default because he's everything I'm not.
You're optimistic. This is James and Izzy we're talking about. Disaster magnets.
It's not really that. I'm not jealous. I just don't know how to interact with him. He should be hating me, if anything, but she says he doesn't. He's doing something right if all that could come out of Jamie's mouth was "Da'" It's just going to be surreal seeing her walk down the aisle.
Maybe, but they sweep everyone else into the disaster magnet shit pile so we all have to be left cleaning up the mess.
Like a human being? He's not some weird thing that needs to be avoided. Andy's a good guy. If he doesn't hate you, then don't feel like you need to avoid him. Just go with it, and get to know him. Jamie adores him, there's no doubting that. She's going to look fucking gorgeous doing it.
Which is fine because we're their siblings. This isn't a disaster, though. And it's not a shit pile. It's too grown adults being mutually attracted to each other and wanting something special. I mean, us. Not them. They're not quite grown adults.
Have you met him? Do you like him? How do you think it feels to have a little person that age just think you're awesome? I know I fucked myself over with that, but I can't help wondering what it would be like. I'm wondering if she will pull an Iz and do a bolt. They are best friends. Ali might have an allergy to wedding dresses like Iz.
And I think they're having second thoughts about the whole second chance thing. I just get a feeling. James looks like I kicked him in the gut every time I mention Harri. Okay, so what's the action plan if we tell them and they hate it?
I met him briefly when I followed Iz to drop something off at Ali's. I like him a lot, and I think he's a good fit for her. They work because they're opposite. They complete each other. I think it would have to be amazing. Do you want to be a father again? I don't think so. Ali isn't letting Andrew go.
Iz has barely spoken about James. Somehow Cameron keeps coming up in conversation. Um, I'm not sure. I don't really want to let go of what we have if they hate it...
Admittedly, he has the hot paramedic thing going on. And it's kind of just like Ali to hook him simply for colourfully and verbally abusing him. I am happy for them. I guess that's the hard part, reassuring myself that it's okay to be okay with it. I always thought I would absolutely hate any guy she was with after me. You know what? I think I do. First time ever I've actually realised that on some level.
Cameron is the footballer, right? The baby daddy. I assume it's a good coming up in conversation? James talks about Izzy, but it's just more like it always was. Like it's a natural thing she's in his life. Shiiiit. I hate this. Not this, just this whole situation.
It is okay. In fact, it's probably healthy. No offence, darling, but the woman's love life shouldn't stop because you were with her. You got married after her. That's a good thing, isn't it? A positive breakthrough.
Yes, and yes. Well, it's more like her beating herself up about it. I think she really misses him. James and Iz will always be a part of each other's lives. They should be. I just don't think they should be romantically involved. That ship sailed. Yeah, I know. Me too.
Yeah, I know, but I was a jealous fuck in the past that took a blow to my ego. I guess I'm growing up. I've realised there are a lot worse things than any of that.
Did the ship ever really leave the dock, though? James was always scared he would lose her if he started anything romantic with her. Then when they did, look what happened. It came crashing down around them, they get pissed in Vegas and end up hitched with no recollection of it. It's safer for everyone if they see what they have is beyond romance.
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Isn't that defunct if we have to pretend we don't even know each other? Or torture, even.
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Well, it's definitely torture. I just... are we still secret? I'm not even sure I can go if I have to pretend not to know you. Naughty outfits, or not.
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James and Izzy don't know. I'm not sure how they'll take it. Izzy might tear my balls off and they just grew back from my divorce.
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Izzy is my sister, and she'll want me happy. You make me happy. I'll protect your balls with my life.
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You're optimistic. This is James and Izzy we're talking about. Disaster magnets.
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They're disaster magnets for each other. She can keep her disaster out of my fucking personal life.
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Maybe, but they sweep everyone else into the disaster magnet shit pile so we all have to be left cleaning up the mess.
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Which is fine because we're their siblings. This isn't a disaster, though. And it's not a shit pile. It's too grown adults being mutually attracted to each other and wanting something special. I mean, us. Not them. They're not quite grown adults.
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And I think they're having second thoughts about the whole second chance thing. I just get a feeling. James looks like I kicked him in the gut every time I mention Harri. Okay, so what's the action plan if we tell them and they hate it?
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Iz has barely spoken about James. Somehow Cameron keeps coming up in conversation. Um, I'm not sure. I don't really want to let go of what we have if they hate it...
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Cameron is the footballer, right? The baby daddy. I assume it's a good coming up in conversation? James talks about Izzy, but it's just more like it always was. Like it's a natural thing she's in his life. Shiiiit. I hate this. Not this, just this whole situation.
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Yes, and yes. Well, it's more like her beating herself up about it. I think she really misses him. James and Iz will always be a part of each other's lives. They should be. I just don't think they should be romantically involved. That ship sailed. Yeah, I know. Me too.
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Did the ship ever really leave the dock, though? James was always scared he would lose her if he started anything romantic with her. Then when they did, look what happened. It came crashing down around them, they get pissed in Vegas and end up hitched with no recollection of it. It's safer for everyone if they see what they have is beyond romance.
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