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[lovesguinness]

She thinks I'm a fucking easter egg. That wasn't what I meant when I said I wanted to get laid.

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[nychandcuffs]

Oh, I don't know. You'd make a lovely egg.

[lovesguinness]

The day I get shat out a chicken's arse, then we'll talk.

[nychandcuffs]

That's a mighty interesting visual there, Detective.

So did you get laid, or she just spent the whole time clucking?

[lovesguinness]

I aim to please.

Pretty sure I got laid, only have vague memories of it. Maybe I dreamt it.