I'm having an incredibly strong nostalgic longing for Negril, the
little Jamaican village
where we got married, and where we've had some
wonderful vacations.
Negril is a beautiful little village on the west end of the island of
Jamaica, about an hour west of Montego Bay. In the 60's and 70's it was
primarily a little hippy hangout, and was discovered by tourists in the
80's - but somehow managed to remain small and to retain its color and
flavor. Facing west, you can imagine the incredible sunsets that draw visitors and inspire awe.
Negril consists of a 7 mile stretch of white sandy beach, and a few
miles of cliffs in
an area called the West End. The beach area is home
to most of the luxury resorts, as well as a few smaller hotels, and
tends to be where the party is. The West End is the more mellow area,
where one is less likely to be hounded by vendors, and more likely to
be simply lolling about by the water or strolling along the (formerly
dirt) road that winds its way through the town.
Hubby and I always stay on the
West End at a hotel called Xtabi. It's a
beautiful little place, with buildings and rooms spread on both sides
of the road. In total I believe they have about 20 rooms, plus 4 or 5
cabins. The main restaurant and bar is right on the water, on top of
the cliff wall. Stairs are cut into the cliffs, and lead down to some
caves, and a little bridge to a large rock that sits in the perfect
depth for jumping, diving, or snorkling. The owner's wife,
Yasmine, is the hands-on manager, and her adorable children are always
playing along the paths that wind between the exotic flower garden or
around the little pool. There are two bartenders named Donavan,
and while they're both great, one stands out as a truly memorable and
wonderful guy, who also happens to make the best Dirty Banana one could
hope to drink. Kingsley is a sort of general contractor who does odd
jobs for the hotel (some years as a full time employee, and other years
just working now and then) and also takes guests on excursions to other
parts of the island like
YS Falls, or
Treasure Beach.
Next to Xtabi, on the cliff side of the road, is the best restaurant in town, called
Three Dives.
This little shack is just a small wooden structure with a lot of picnic
tables, and a big grill. Lydie and his girlfriend Paula run the
kitchen, and Lydie is known for making the best Jerk sauce in all of
Jamaica. After ordering a dinner of a quarter of half a jerk chicken,
with rice and peas, callalloo and bread (for about US$4), one can sit
and drink Red Stripes for US$1 each while Lydie prepares the chicken
from scratch, and cooks it long and slow on the grill. The wait is
totally worth it. Christmas lights stretch around the building, and
reggae or dancehall music play from a little radio.
On the other side of Xtabi, on the non-cliff side of the road, is the
other best restaurant in town - Just Natural. Paula and her sister
Christine run the kitchen here, and make the best Jamaican breakfast
(ackee and saltfish with homemade dumplings and homemade banana
marmalade) not to mention delicious omlettes, and serve everything with
a generous side of exotic tropical fruit. Just Natural also makes an
amazing dinner - lobster pasta, pumpkin soup, and beet cake are some
the tasty items offered. As are all the best dining places in Negril,
the dining is all outdoors, in this case in the midst of a beautiful
garden where one can watch exotic lizards and colorful birds scamper up
the stalks of various plants. Did I mention that a full dinner
costs an average of $7 a person?
Of course the beach has its allure as well, and we generally go spend
about half the day just lying around on the sand, near one of the bars
selling Red Stripe for US$1. Friendly cabs will take you from the West
End to the beach, but never admit you're a newbie or they'll try to
charge you about $10 - $15 for the ride, when in actuality they'll do
it for about $4. We always enjoyed hanging out near the bar at
Rondel Village,
where the bartender is named Crazy, and they make an amazing lobster
and shrimp pizza. My favorite dining at the beach is always to find
wherever
Miss Sonia is located
at the time - she makes the best Jamaican patties (similar to a
Calzone, but no tomato sauce) from scratch, and cooks them in a pan
over a wood fire. Once again, not a fast meal, but a damn good one, and
dirt cheap. Of course while you're sitting on the beach, the fresh
fruit lady is likely to come by with a basket on her head carrying
whole pineapples and coconuts, which she'll happily machete into small
pieces for you. There's nothing like fresh pineapple along with spicy
jerk pork to give your tastebuds a little festival of fun. At night
there are always live bands on the beach, and it's fun to walk around
and meet people.
My only complaint about Negril is that in the last few years they
finally paved over the abysmal dirt road that once ran through the
village. You might think, but isn't that a good thing? No more potholes
that could take out a Suburban? Well yes, but now that traffic isn't
having to dodge mud and pits, the cars tend to zoom through a little
too fast. The last time we were there, in March of 2004, the traffic
seemed a bit more copious, and a lot more noisy. And keep in mind that
most drivers are stoned. This is, after all, Jamaica.
But I don't care. I still love Negril.
We're hoping to go back to Negril in November for our 5th wedding
anniversary, and will be once again inviting friends to come and join
us, as they did for our wedding. The only possible wrench might be if
my body cooperates and gets pregnant - I don't mind going if I'm a
little pregnant, or have a baby, but I wouldn't want to be in a third
world country when I'm past the first trimester, only because I know
women with PCOS can have complications.
I'm trying to talk hubby into going on a quick little jaunt, just the
two of us, in the spring, but he's not biting - wants to wait for the
big November trip. I don't blame him, except that I'm really jonesing
for some Three Dives jerk sauce and banana marmalade from Just Natural.
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