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Okay, I'm pretty sure that that lady's hair is dry. Why is she...what the fuck is happening here? Oh. She's being electrocuted to death. Lovely. Now where's the hex-bag.
Aww, sleepy-Dean...oh, oh, God, Dean, your nightmares...*weeps*
Sam, where the fuck be you? And Dean, try less alcohol, darling. And Sam jogs? That's adorable. And he's hot like that. Yum.
Dean, something is always going on with you. You're the King of Manpain.
Hi Leviathan #3873. Nice to see you.
SUIT SAM. I LOVE YOU IN YOUR SUIT IMPERSONATING A FEDERAL AGENT.
Oh, Dean, I love you to bits. Oh, yay, it's not a bag, it's a talisman. That works. STOP DRINKING, DEAN. YOU SHALL DRINK YOURSELF TO DEATH AND THEN GOD WOULD HAVE TO BRING YOU BACK AGAIN AND THAT WOULD NOT BE FUN FOR ANYBODY AT ALL EVER.
Okay, so that's an interesting way to die. One of the more interesting we've seen. Floating nail gun attacking you right as you leave the port-a-john. Oh dear. That's going to make me paranoid at work this weekend.
DEAN STOP WITH THE DRINKING. IT IS WORRYING ME.
Hi again Leviathan #3873? Is that you? I think that's you.
And Stark and his assistant are totally boning. I will believe this unto my (or their) dying day. Sammy, what is it that you are finding...
IT'S A WIIIITCH! BURN HER, BURN HER! And him too, apparently. Let's burn some witches!
I love your ties, boys.
Oh, Dean. Your moments are adorable. So much silly. Hnnngh, Impalaaaaaaa... Also Dean. I love Dean.
Jenny, you are way, way, way too cute. Which means you're dead in a minute. Or not, because in come our Winchesters having a Big Damn Heroes Moment. Why am I not surprised?
"THERE WERE TINY BEATING HEARTS IN MY CUPCAKES!!!!"
Oh my God, the WIIIIITCH has friends. A friend. Who is also a bitch.
Oh dear, Maggie knows that the boys are Hunters. Also, that was badass. I'm sorry, but this witch is kind of freaking really cool.
OH MY GOD! PIE! DEAN HAS PIE. AND HE WAS ABOUT TO ENJOY IT.
ALSO, CHICKEN FEET!!!!
Well, that was disturbing. Really really fucking disturbing. I do not like decapitations. But at least it was quick. And the boys are...
OH, HI LEVIATHAN #3873! Nice to see you stalking the Winchesters.
And the domestic dispute is involving lots of tossing around and torturing of Winchesters. It's adorable...and seriously fucking awkward.
OMG THAT IS THE BEST CLIMAX OF AN EPISODE EVER. And Maggie boned Christopher Columbus, and Don claims to have not boned Catherine D'Medici. This is absolutely adorable.
HEY LEVIATHAN #3873. I'M VERY GLAD TO SEE YOU DARLING.
OMG, DON. DON CAN NEUTRALIZE LEVIATHANS. THAT'S AMAZING. SO ELECTRICITY CAN HARM LEVIATHANS. THIS IS A MAJOR FUCKING BREAKTHROUGH, DARLINGS.
Oh, God. Awkward semi!couple moment.
Oh my God, the Amy thing is about to come to a motherfucking head. Or not.
I'm also very, very glad to see Dean admit he blames himself for everything ever, because I always knew he does. Also, I'm excited about the promo for "Slash Fiction."
Waiting impatiently. Still waiting. Waiting some more. And some more. And even more. DAMNIT, COMMERCIALS, BE OVER!
OH COME ON, PROMO, SHOW UP ALREADY! TELL ME WHAT THIS "SLASH FICTION" IS ABOUT! I WANT CROWLEY IN A LIMO. AND EVIL -- OH, IT'S ON!!!
So...all we get is the fact that they've got evil twins all of a sudden? Seriously? THAT'S IT?????
*pouts*
Meta:
First, the opening: HOLY CRAP I NEED TO WATCH IT AGAIN, OVER AND OVER. Because it has Cas in it, in one of Dean's nightmares. Poor, poor, poor Dean, seriously.
Second, the witches: I love them, I seriously do. They are fucking adorable. Admittedly they are also sick and twisted and when they have a marital dispute an entire town suffers their wrath, but still, adorable. And hilarious. Seriously, this whole episode is hilarious. It's full of ridiculous supernatural ways to die, bitchy witches with marital problems, pie, chicken feet, Sam being a jogger, "THERE WERE HEARTS IN MY CUPCAKES!!!", etc.
Third, Dean's drinking: I worry very much about Dean's drinking, because it will lead nowhere good. The last addictive substance one of our boys got hooked on almost ended the world as we know it. Er, as they knew it. So, I worry for Dean immensely.
Fourth, Sam in a suit impersonating a federal agent: I think I'm beginning to develop a crush on Sam. But only when he's being all ~official~ and stuff.
Finally, the Leviathans: Apparently one can neutralise them with an electric shock. This is a fantasmagorically miraculous breakthrough, since they don't appear to have any other weaknesses so far. And I love Leviathan #3873 -- that is what I'm calling him from now on, since he doesn't have a name. Poor thing. He stalks the Winchesters for several episodes, and then for his trouble he gets tased by a witch and stuffed in the trunk of the Impala...which, on second thought, makes me wonder: where did the boys put their arsenal of probably highly-illegal weapons?