why do i feel this party's over?

[murderousrepent]

If that boy looks over here one more time I will poke his eyes out. You're supposed to stare at books in the library, not Furies.

I mean really, the one day when I decide to do a little work before college and people are suddenly notice my resonating beauty? Gods, you would have thought they'd have noticed the change from winged demon to this body

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[tides_of_war]

Are you in need of a dispenser of gentle reprimand?

Where are you?

[murderousrepent]

No.

In your imagination.

Stay away, fight-man, I want to keep him.

But thank you anyway.

[tides_of_war]

Well, my deepest apologies, sweet.

It just seemed as though it was quite the opposite.

Enjoy.

[murderousrepent]

Apology excepted!

Well, it was like that. Until I realised he has these puppy dog eyes that I kind of want to poke out but are really quite agreeable at the same time.

I will :)

[tides_of_war]

Ha...pardon me while I retch.

Happy for you, Tis.

[murderousrepent]

They aren't that bad.

Thank you~

[tides_of_war]

To each, their own.

[murderousrepent]

I think you'd like him. He wants to be in the army.

[tides_of_war]

Depends on his motivation, I suppose.

[murderousrepent]

I can't say we've spoken about it that much.

[tides_of_war]

Nor would I expect as much, Tis.

[murderousrepent]

But enough about me ...did I actually just say that?

How has your life been?

[tides_of_war]

Did you really just sa [Deleted] Says you...

Certainly can't complain. A new gig on the side...

[murderousrepent]

A concert? Or a bodily attachment to one of your sides?

[tides_of_war]

New job, love. Colloquialism is still rather difficult for you, isn't it?

They're paying me to brutalize hapless mortals.

[murderousrepent]

Not difficult. I'm just selective about the parts I understand.

Oh. My. Gods. Who do you work for?