Jun 15, 2009 19:23
If that boy looks over here one more time I will poke his eyes out. You're supposed to stare at books in the library, not Furies.
I mean really, the one day when I decide to do a little work before college and people are suddenly notice my resonating beauty? Gods, you would have thought they'd have noticed the change from winged demon to this body. But no, they don't remember who it was who avenged their murdered spouses and children. So bloody selfish.
Anyway, moving on from "poke me in the eye, I dare you"-boy, psychology is pretty interesting stuff. Psycho-analysing yourself is easy once you get the hang of it. Talk to your subconscious. Find out what it wants. If it wants to rule the world then you are a power-hungry psycho. If it wants ten children then you are just a psycho. Simple.
Oh flying Furies, he's coming over here. No. No. Bad. Sit. Stay. Lie down. No.
He's sitting opposite me now. Help?
i'm going to poke your eyes out