The Posterchild Of Quotes
"If you don't know where you're going, you will end up somewhere else." -Calvin's Math book
"Nice...you stole cake...from a place you just yee-hawed at." -Kana on Wade's stealing cake from some restaurant and if I explained this to you it would end up being some really long and extremely ridiculous story
"Okay, so we were out in the snow this one day and then we came inside and we were like 'dude, we're wet' so we figured that maybe we should dry our clothes, so we were, you know, less wet...and I'm thinking...water and electronics?...should we really be putting wet clothes in the dryer?!?" -Jack in AP history...let me reiterate...AP
"Next time they ask me to build a float I'm just gonna get a couple scoops of ice cream and some rootbeer." -Clevenger on the recent Freshman Float disaster
"I don't know about you guys but I like my babes to be totally spontaneously combustious." -Rita during a game of TV Channels, she was Spike TV with the topic of Spontaneous Combustion
"I really hope you know more about TV shows than I do, but I...uh...I was just callling to let you know that...one of your guests is on a show I've never even heard of." -Clevenger trying to be helpful during a game of Party Quirks
"I like that idea too...its a splendid idea...but let's go with prison, cuz it's happy." -Clevenger on choosing a location for Two Sentences
"Grandma always told me that if you ever go to jail don't go out through the wall." -Eric during a game of Two Sentences
"We know a lot about her sister, Little Red, but there's not a whole lot of information on Little Blue Riding Hood...here's an idea...do a Google search on it tonight when you get home." -Clevenger on the grand topic of Conduct A Story
"I'm glad you're passing your vocabulary...right on to me." -Clevenger on some of the totally random words that were thrown out as ideas for Doo Run Run
"Its Little Blue Riding Hood! Her grandmother's got scoliosis! And she likes to ride with her muffins hanging low!" -Clevenger...one of those moments that NEVER SHOULD HAVE HAPPENED during a HIGH SCHOOL Improv Show
"Hey, get off the phone! I wanna use the phone Shaniqua!" -Tiny...trust me...it isn't funny unless you know who he is
"We can do this country music night and fight the rap devil!" -Marcus...what game was that during?...
"Shmoozabubble-it's not on your vocabulary list...but its fun to say!" -Clevenger
"Forget the fish, hand me the shotgun!" -Clevenger during a game of Alpha Change played inside a Shark Tank
"You ball up your anger and then you slowly release your anger by reaching down and touching your toes. Its a new strategy..Dr. Phil does it all the time." -Xander during a friendly game of Freeze Tag
"I work so hard that I put my soul into it!" -Monica on her work as a cobbler...get it...cobbler..shoes...soles...
"My dad was like 'don't you put that in there' and I said 'that sounds like bad English to me!'." -Melissa during Two Sentences
"Every now and then in police training you're going to be faced with a burning shoe. You're gonna have to know how to deal with it. Lauren...you tell 'em." -Elkboy during a game of Genrerama
"Rose...I just have to ask you...how can you be sort of totalitarian?" -Monica on a stupid comment that I made.
Well, that's all for now folks, tune in next week when more adventures and misadventures shall occur. Until then, love yourselves and eachother.
Love Always,
Rose
P.S.-you can expect a lengthy post from me tonight about homecoming