I Have The Sketchiest Friends In The World
Okay, sorry its been For-freaking-ever, since I've posted but life has been kind of hectic. So I'm getting ready to do the Quotes of the Week thing for last week, but I can't put them in pretty colors cuz LJ is being a homo. So there you have it.
"She was feeling sexy."-Mike on Ash's purse which has a stick on mood of the day...it provides hours of mindless entertainment
"But took it off." -Ash on her own sexiness from the whole purse thing
"Did you feel sexy for a minute?" -Mike, once again, the purse
"She's going too fast! I'll never get off like this!" -Mike on taking notes in Bio class. She does go insanely fast. Not that I really pay attention in that class. Gah. Ian. Gah.
"I took a point off of Storytelling because you're ugly." -Clark on Meg's 99% in Drama class, let us all pity her for missing A POINT
"I like 50 year old men." -Mike...just ewe. Lol.
"Your mind's in the gutter. My mind is ALWAYS in the gutter." -Mike strikes yet again
"Wanna see my baby picture?...its naked though..." -Wow, this is really like...Mike week. There should be a holiday
*The following is a REAL conversation that happened in a REAL classroom that is REAL text...creepy...right...*
"I feel sexy because I shaved my legs. Do you want to feel them?" -Mike to me
"Why can't I get my legs that smooth?" -Sarah to Mike after feeling his legs
"I used like 3 razors." -Mike to Sarah
*I know...its disturbing...but I warned you*
"Esto es a dude on a rollercoaster." -this girl Stephanie in my Spanish HONORS class, I think she needs to go back to like...Spanish I
"An anagram...is that like...Scuba?" -Josh in Spanish class...I won't even venture to explain this one
"Evita...you look happy, who'd you...I mean...what'd you do?" -Zack to me also in Spanish class...Evita is my Spanish name
"Wait, how can you be PART Lutheran?" -Pietri to Wade after his claiming his herritage as being part Lutheran...if anyone could be part Lutheran it would be Wade
"I wanna do it!" -Elk boy while humping Josh...don't ask
"I love the way your fuzz flaps in the wind!" -Andrew during Improv rehearsal...they were snuffalughagus's...gee, i hope I spelled that right...
"Hark, a hitchiker!" -Lauren...but if you could have only seen the way she said it.
*You will not get this next quote because it is EXPRESSLY FOR KANA*
"Shunk. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Wait, I know where the scissors are! They're with the sock gremlin! He wanted to make blankets instead of sleeping bags!" -My dad on random point of the day part seven
"I hope you don't mind *slids hands around my waist* I...uh...slipped in through the back door." -Matty, as he and I discovered that if you take a kid's play out of context it sounds ENTIRELY WRONG
"The entire world is going to Hell in a fruitbasket. The Ozone has a big huge hole in it, gas prices are up, and so is terrorism...but hey...we still have short skirts and shiny boots!" -Curly on the fearful outcome of the presidential elections this year
"You can't like Ian! Ian is just ewe! He's not pretty!" -Ash
"Gay men are pretty...that doesn't mean I'd want to date one." -Me to Ash's comment about Ian. His is TOO pretty!
*And now for a new section of quotes which have never before been seen ever!*
~*~Great Quote of the Past~*~
"Kill someone? That's what I should do!!!!!" -My dad while taking Kana and I to see Oklahoma!
And that's all for tonight, join us next week when we'll have more insanity! Love you guys.
Love Always,
Rose
--Its a great day to be alive, I know the sun's still shinin' when I close my eyes, its some hard times in the neighborhood, but why can't every day be just this good?~*~Travis Tritt~*~
"She was feeling sexy."-Mike on Ash's purse which has a stick on mood of the day...it provides hours of mindless entertainment
"But took it off." -Ash on her own sexiness from the whole purse thing
"Did you feel sexy for a minute?" -Mike, once again, the purse
"She's going too fast! I'll never get off like this!" -Mike on taking notes in Bio class. She does go insanely fast. Not that I really pay attention in that class. Gah. Ian. Gah.
"I took a point off of Storytelling because you're ugly." -Clark on Meg's 99% in Drama class, let us all pity her for missing A POINT
"I like 50 year old men." -Mike...just ewe. Lol.
"Your mind's in the gutter. My mind is ALWAYS in the gutter." -Mike strikes yet again
"Wanna see my baby picture?...its naked though..." -Wow, this is really like...Mike week. There should be a holiday
*The following is a REAL conversation that happened in a REAL classroom that is REAL text...creepy...right...*
"I feel sexy because I shaved my legs. Do you want to feel them?" -Mike to me
"Why can't I get my legs that smooth?" -Sarah to Mike after feeling his legs
"I used like 3 razors." -Mike to Sarah
*I know...its disturbing...but I warned you*
"Esto es a dude on a rollercoaster." -this girl Stephanie in my Spanish HONORS class, I think she needs to go back to like...Spanish I
"An anagram...is that like...Scuba?" -Josh in Spanish class...I won't even venture to explain this one
"Evita...you look happy, who'd you...I mean...what'd you do?" -Zack to me also in Spanish class...Evita is my Spanish name
"Wait, how can you be PART Lutheran?" -Pietri to Wade after his claiming his herritage as being part Lutheran...if anyone could be part Lutheran it would be Wade
"I wanna do it!" -Elk boy while humping Josh...don't ask
"I love the way your fuzz flaps in the wind!" -Andrew during Improv rehearsal...they were snuffalughagus's...gee, i hope I spelled that right...
"Hark, a hitchiker!" -Lauren...but if you could have only seen the way she said it.
*You will not get this next quote because it is EXPRESSLY FOR KANA*
"Shunk. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"
"Wait, I know where the scissors are! They're with the sock gremlin! He wanted to make blankets instead of sleeping bags!" -My dad on random point of the day part seven
"I hope you don't mind *slids hands around my waist* I...uh...slipped in through the back door." -Matty, as he and I discovered that if you take a kid's play out of context it sounds ENTIRELY WRONG
"The entire world is going to Hell in a fruitbasket. The Ozone has a big huge hole in it, gas prices are up, and so is terrorism...but hey...we still have short skirts and shiny boots!" -Curly on the fearful outcome of the presidential elections this year
"You can't like Ian! Ian is just ewe! He's not pretty!" -Ash
"Gay men are pretty...that doesn't mean I'd want to date one." -Me to Ash's comment about Ian. His is TOO pretty!
*And now for a new section of quotes which have never before been seen ever!*
~*~Great Quote of the Past~*~
"Kill someone? That's what I should do!!!!!" -My dad while taking Kana and I to see Oklahoma!
And that's all for tonight, join us next week when we'll have more insanity! Love you guys.
Love Always,
Rose
--Its a great day to be alive, I know the sun's still shinin' when I close my eyes, its some hard times in the neighborhood, but why can't every day be just this good?~*~Travis Tritt~*~