Survey. Written in the Form of "True Classic Fierro Wit"
01. smoked? nope.
02. been drunk as hell? nope.
03. screwed someone of the opposite sex? wouldn't you like to know?
04. screwed someone of the same sex? not that I can recall.
05. stolen? *looks around* who me?
06. lied? yeah.
07. betrayed a friend? yeah, i regret it though.
08. been to jail? not really.
09. smoked weed? no
10. done LSD? no
11. done any other illegal drug? noo
12. given oral sex? ha.
13. received oral sex? ha.
14. screwed something not of the human race? uhhhhh....no.
15. screwed something not alive? no
17. cheated on someone? never
18. used someone? i try not to
19. paid someone for sex? nope
20. been paid for sex? oh....i'm THAT good
21. played strip poker? no
22. skipped school? yes
23. skipped school to get high/drunk? no
24. danced naked? nope
25. danced naked in public? nope
26. flashed someone? no
27. mooned someone? yeah
28. kissed someone? yes
29. kissed someone of the same sex? nope
30. held hands? yes
31. hugged someone? yes
32. french kissed? yes
33. had sexual fantasies? anyone who said they never did, is a liar.
34. had gay/lesbian fantasies? nooo
35. stolen money? no
36. stolen money from family? no
37. stolen drugs from family? no
38. been convicted of a crime? not me!
39. dated someone because you heard they were easy? despite of what people say...no.
40. had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? oh yeah...i'm easy.
41. been called a whore? no.
42. been called a bitch? my brother does.
43. watched porn? yes
44. taped a porn? not yet...;-) it's $19.95, ladies.
45. watched porn you taped? n/a
46. kissed someone in a moving vehicle? yes
47. screwed someone in a moving vehicle? depends on how you define "screwed"
48. used sex toys? does 30" strap-on with interchangeable heads count as a sex toy??
49. tried to kill yourself? no
50. tried to kill someone else? not really.
51. told someone you hated them? yeah.
52. told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? nope.
02. been drunk as hell? nope.
03. screwed someone of the opposite sex? wouldn't you like to know?
04. screwed someone of the same sex? not that I can recall.
05. stolen? *looks around* who me?
06. lied? yeah.
07. betrayed a friend? yeah, i regret it though.
08. been to jail? not really.
09. smoked weed? no
10. done LSD? no
11. done any other illegal drug? noo
12. given oral sex? ha.
13. received oral sex? ha.
14. screwed something not of the human race? uhhhhh....no.
15. screwed something not alive? no
17. cheated on someone? never
18. used someone? i try not to
19. paid someone for sex? nope
20. been paid for sex? oh....i'm THAT good
21. played strip poker? no
22. skipped school? yes
23. skipped school to get high/drunk? no
24. danced naked? nope
25. danced naked in public? nope
26. flashed someone? no
27. mooned someone? yeah
28. kissed someone? yes
29. kissed someone of the same sex? nope
30. held hands? yes
31. hugged someone? yes
32. french kissed? yes
33. had sexual fantasies? anyone who said they never did, is a liar.
34. had gay/lesbian fantasies? nooo
35. stolen money? no
36. stolen money from family? no
37. stolen drugs from family? no
38. been convicted of a crime? not me!
39. dated someone because you heard they were easy? despite of what people say...no.
40. had someone date you because they thought you were 'easy'? oh yeah...i'm easy.
41. been called a whore? no.
42. been called a bitch? my brother does.
43. watched porn? yes
44. taped a porn? not yet...;-) it's $19.95, ladies.
45. watched porn you taped? n/a
46. kissed someone in a moving vehicle? yes
47. screwed someone in a moving vehicle? depends on how you define "screwed"
48. used sex toys? does 30" strap-on with interchangeable heads count as a sex toy??
49. tried to kill yourself? no
50. tried to kill someone else? not really.
51. told someone you hated them? yeah.
52. told someone you loved them and didn't mean it? nope.