ATTN: GREETINGS! BREADBOT INTRODUCTION
I AM BREADBOT! YOU BUY BREADBOT BREAD AND BREADBOT SMILES! IF YOU LUCKY BREADBOT MAKE YOU LAUGH WITH STUPID JOKE. IF YOU STEAL, BREADBOT BREAK ARM OF YOU. NOT SO LUCKY!
BREADBOT CREATED WHEN CLAIRE LEFT BRAIN IN CAR AT WORK TODAY. BOSS TOOK ORGANIC BODY OF CLAIRE AND PUT IN COMPUTER CHIP OF A BAKERS DELIGHT REGISTER IN CAVITY WHERE ORGANIC BRAIN SHOULD BE. BOSS IS HAPPY, BREADBOT WAS UNLEASHED, AND CUSTOMERS NOTICED NOTHING DIFFERENT.
BREADBOT ONLY EXISTS TO WORK. BREADBOT REQUIRES NO HUMAN DESIRES. BREADBOT DOES NOT DRINK ALCOHOL OR SMOKE OR EAT OR TAKE TOILET BREAKS. BREADBOT SELLS BREAD.
AT END OF DAY, BREADBOT PUTS ALL BAD BREAD IN BINS. NO BREAD FOR TOMMOROW FROM TODAY. BREAD IN BINS IS BAD BREAD. IT MADE FROM DOUGH BUT BRINGS IN NO DOUGH. THE BOSS SAYS DOUGH IS ANOTHER WORD FOR MONEY. BREADBOT DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THIS.
BREADBOT MUST RECHARGE. BREADBOT SHUTDOWN.