Mark Twain knew what real love is.

Love seems the swiftest, but it is the slowest of all growths. No man or woman really knows what perfect love is until they have been married a quarter of a century.
- Mark Twain's Notebook

jack_ryder: let's try for that quarter of a century. I love you;, now and forever.

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When I am dictator, all book lovers will be have one of these* 
(thanks  i_b_d_e_man)

*Conditions apply. Just what those are I haven't worked out yet.

It's Dr Suess's birthday!

(Thanks Google)

What's your favourite Dr Suess book?

Mine are ( in no particular order)
The Lorax

Green Eggs and Ham

One fish, two fish,  red fish blue fish