On Close-up just now, the presenter, Mark Sainsbury, started the closing segment by saying : "Last night we launched a blow cunt for Shelly...."
Context finally made me realize that what he meant by "blow cunt" was "bloke-hunt". Only he dropped his aitches. :)

While looking for overalls, found this "Exclusive & Besutiful Overall, made with cosy Baby Alpacapelt" which has "been carefully designed in every detail in a very unique and exclusive Style for very special ocassions". Yeah, right! We all know exactly what sort of occasion that thing is for! Won't somebody think of the baby alpacas ( Read more... )

Classic example of religious stupidty on television this evening. A member of the Exclusive Brethren church said that he, and other members of the church didn't vote, and that the reason for this was that government came from their god ( Read more... )