I'll be in my bunk
Especially for (and via) holding_pattern :
Handy!
Congratulations! You scored 65%You enjoy yourself and are not too afraid to give yourself pleasure, keep up the good work and have fun!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 75% on wankpoints
Link: The Masturbation Purity Test written by bomb_bunny on OkCupid Free Online Dating
I was surprisd at how many I had to answer no to, but then who really needs a web site to learn how to wank?
I feel like poetry :In days of old, when knights were bold, and women were not invented
Thye drilled holes in telephone poles, and stood there quite contented
Cuckoo's Nestmate
Nightmare scales: Panic: 43%. Dread: 43%. Lampreys: 50%.
You are the CUCKOO'S NESTMATE. The bird next to you pretending to be your brother is getting all the food, and you're about to be squashed.
SEEK: to get the hell away from those charming friends of yours who seem to have everything going for them. It's not their fault, they're not evil-- it's just that they're EATING ALL YOUR WORMS. Try hanging out with some losers for a change. (Trust me-- there's always someone lower than you are.) Just DON'T DATE THEM-- it's your turn to be the cuckoo. (Although just FYI: cool it with the loon thing, 'K?)
AVOID: setup dates. Cuckoos have a vested interest in non-cuckoos breeding-- but they have no idea what species their friends are. For instance, if you're a crow, odds are you'll end up sitting across the table from a very embarassed chicken.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain,Cuckoo's Nestmate,Meaningless Advice,Second From the Left,Quiet Horror,Naked Mole Rat,Iceberg Hidden in the Fog,Incomplete Tarot Deck,Dead Houseplant,Mistuned TV,Burned Out,Zombie Flamingo,Nurse Shark,Paper Cup,Lamprey,Pyroclastic Flow,Cassandra,Sphinx,Futility,Coleocanth,The Star! (MV),Swamp Island,PANIC!!1!,Lone Freeway Shoe,Bad Tattoo,Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 25% on panic
You scored higher than 25% on dread
You scored higher than 25% on lampreys
Link: The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test written by Vlinblindingue on Ok Cupid
Damn, looks like I'm in trouble, but my scores are pretty balanced.
Handy!
Congratulations! You scored 65%You enjoy yourself and are not too afraid to give yourself pleasure, keep up the good work and have fun!
My test tracked 1 variable How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 75% on wankpoints
Link: The Masturbation Purity Test written by bomb_bunny on OkCupid Free Online Dating
I was surprisd at how many I had to answer no to, but then who really needs a web site to learn how to wank?
I feel like poetry :In days of old, when knights were bold, and women were not invented
Thye drilled holes in telephone poles, and stood there quite contented
Cuckoo's Nestmate
Nightmare scales: Panic: 43%. Dread: 43%. Lampreys: 50%.
You are the CUCKOO'S NESTMATE. The bird next to you pretending to be your brother is getting all the food, and you're about to be squashed.
SEEK: to get the hell away from those charming friends of yours who seem to have everything going for them. It's not their fault, they're not evil-- it's just that they're EATING ALL YOUR WORMS. Try hanging out with some losers for a change. (Trust me-- there's always someone lower than you are.) Just DON'T DATE THEM-- it's your turn to be the cuckoo. (Although just FYI: cool it with the loon thing, 'K?)
AVOID: setup dates. Cuckoos have a vested interest in non-cuckoos breeding-- but they have no idea what species their friends are. For instance, if you're a crow, odds are you'll end up sitting across the table from a very embarassed chicken.
Links to all the VPI categories: Curious Bloodstain,Cuckoo's Nestmate,Meaningless Advice,Second From the Left,Quiet Horror,Naked Mole Rat,Iceberg Hidden in the Fog,Incomplete Tarot Deck,Dead Houseplant,Mistuned TV,Burned Out,Zombie Flamingo,Nurse Shark,Paper Cup,Lamprey,Pyroclastic Flow,Cassandra,Sphinx,Futility,Coleocanth,The Star! (MV),Swamp Island,PANIC!!1!,Lone Freeway Shoe,Bad Tattoo,Unnecessary Heimlich Maneuver, Illegible Warning. My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
You scored higher than 25% on panic
You scored higher than 25% on dread
You scored higher than 25% on lampreys
Link: The Vacuous Personality Inventory Test written by Vlinblindingue on Ok Cupid
Damn, looks like I'm in trouble, but my scores are pretty balanced.