the jokes i love
ok, here are some jokes that make me laugh or sometimes just smile every time... ok, there was a husband and a wife, there aniversery rolled around once more, and then husband foregot it. The wife got VERY upset/angry at the husband and told him if there was not sompthing that went from 0-200 in 2 seconds sitting in the driveway by tomarow...he would be in deep trouble. The next morning, the wife found a medium sized package in the driveway, she opend it, and inside was a
SCALE!
couldnt be complete without the blonde jokes!
Q: What do you call 10 blondes standing ear to ear?
A: A wind tunnel.
Q: Why do blondes wear ponytails?
A: To hide the valve stem!
Submitted by: B.J. Schuller
Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
A: Pregnant.
A car was driving down the street when all of a sudden it started swerving. The car was going back and forth till someone with a cell phone called the police. A police officer pulled the car over. A blonde rolls down the window and says, " Officer, I'm so glad you are here. I saw a tree in the road, then I saw another. So I had to swerve to keep from hitting it!" The officer looks at her, then says, "Ma'am, that's your air freshener."
There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainland and estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, "I'm going to try to swim to shore." So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
The second one, the redhead, said to herself, "I wonder if she made it." I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve." So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned.
So the blonde thought to herself, "I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too." So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, "I'm too tired to go on!" So she swam back.
A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, "Awww, look at the dead birdie."
The blonde stops, looks up, and says, "Where?"
There were five blondes and one brunette all hanging off a cliff on a rope. The Brunette relizes that if one of them doesnt let go of the tope soon, it was going to break, so she starts on a long speech on how she is going to give up her life for the blondes. At the end of the speech, all the blondes clap.