Eyebrows and Alphas and Demons, oh my!
...So, Bishop (from the US Being Human) wasn't the Alpha!Vamp. Shocker, I know *rolls eyes*
Fear not, I am chock full of ovaltine theories tonight. Most of which were made in the middle of the episode and have no bearing after that HOLY FUCKING SHIT FERGUS YOU DOG WAS YOUR NAME EVEN IN THE CREDITS, ONLY-MARK-THAT'S-LEFT-ON-THE-SHOW?!?
*ahem*
So, I was caught by surprise, but maybe that was only because I had to explain that Cas was an angel three times and Satan (who I mentioned was hot seventeen times) is not, in fact, Eyebrows to my grandmother. Vampires are also not demons. Fake blood is fake. Dean is a human. Sam is also human, but has no soul. No, he's not the Devil any more. Yes, that's an angel. The fuck? I said Satan was hot!
*ahem again*
THEORIES!!!!!! (and observations)
1. Lilith is the Mother Not!Bishop spoke of. Because in some legends she is the mother of all demons, and it would be a nice tie-in or whatever.
2. The Island is Purgatory. Just because Darlton chose not to take that route doesn't mean Jacob doesn't have Sam's soul in a metaphorical wine bottle in a giant foot Supernatural won't.
3. Jacob Lucifer has Sam's soul trapped in a wine bottle a Happy Meal box Purgatory.
4. Does no one honestly care that Sam has no soul? Dean's all "eh" about it. Cas doesn't seem to think there's anything too odd. Eyebrows and the Soup Troop don't seem fazed. Then again, Eyebrows knew, but still... Reactionless reactions make me o_0
5. Raphael wants to find Purgatory because that's where the cage is and he wants to set Michael free. Raphael wants to find Purgatory because he thinks God's there. Raphael isn't involved.
6. My brain and I drove three long hours across the great state of Nebraska today and Sam's new nickname is "The Soulless Wonder." My brain and I really wished someone on the show cared that that's now Sam's nickname.
7. Remember when Ash said that he'd been looking all over Heaven for John and Mary but couldn't find them? Remember when the YED said that nothing would happen to Mary if she didn't get in his way? Remember when Mary was a ghost (y'know, a creature?). Remember the creepy/sad look Eyebrows gave the boys when he refused to tell them what Crowley was gonna give him? Remember that time we found out Mary's soul is in Purgatory?
8. Mark Pellegrino's not coming back, is he?
So, overall, a very productive episode. The King of the Crossroads is now the King of Hell (one Mark replacing another, I guess D:). Eyebrows might not be evil, but the male members of the Soup Troop sure were. Sam isn't important enough to care about when he loses his soul. It needs to be January next week. Right now.
Fear not, I am chock full of ovaltine theories tonight. Most of which were made in the middle of the episode and have no bearing after that HOLY FUCKING SHIT FERGUS YOU DOG WAS YOUR NAME EVEN IN THE CREDITS, ONLY-MARK-THAT'S-LEFT-ON-THE-SHOW?!?
*ahem*
So, I was caught by surprise, but maybe that was only because I had to explain that Cas was an angel three times and Satan (who I mentioned was hot seventeen times) is not, in fact, Eyebrows to my grandmother. Vampires are also not demons. Fake blood is fake. Dean is a human. Sam is also human, but has no soul. No, he's not the Devil any more. Yes, that's an angel. The fuck? I said Satan was hot!
*ahem again*
THEORIES!!!!!! (and observations)
1. Lilith is the Mother Not!Bishop spoke of. Because in some legends she is the mother of all demons, and it would be a nice tie-in or whatever.
2. The Island is Purgatory. Just because Darlton chose not to take that route doesn't mean Jacob doesn't have Sam's soul in a metaphorical wine bottle in a giant foot Supernatural won't.
3. Jacob Lucifer has Sam's soul trapped in a wine bottle a Happy Meal box Purgatory.
4. Does no one honestly care that Sam has no soul? Dean's all "eh" about it. Cas doesn't seem to think there's anything too odd. Eyebrows and the Soup Troop don't seem fazed. Then again, Eyebrows knew, but still... Reactionless reactions make me o_0
5. Raphael wants to find Purgatory because that's where the cage is and he wants to set Michael free. Raphael wants to find Purgatory because he thinks God's there. Raphael isn't involved.
6. My brain and I drove three long hours across the great state of Nebraska today and Sam's new nickname is "The Soulless Wonder." My brain and I really wished someone on the show cared that that's now Sam's nickname.
7. Remember when Ash said that he'd been looking all over Heaven for John and Mary but couldn't find them? Remember when the YED said that nothing would happen to Mary if she didn't get in his way? Remember when Mary was a ghost (y'know, a creature?). Remember the creepy/sad look Eyebrows gave the boys when he refused to tell them what Crowley was gonna give him? Remember that time we found out Mary's soul is in Purgatory?
8. Mark Pellegrino's not coming back, is he?
So, overall, a very productive episode. The King of the Crossroads is now the King of Hell (one Mark replacing another, I guess D:). Eyebrows might not be evil, but the male members of the Soup Troop sure were. Sam isn't important enough to care about when he loses his soul. It needs to be January next week. Right now.