You are Agent Smith, from "The Matrix."
No one would ever want to run into you in a
dark alley. Cold as steel, tough as a rock,
things are your way or the highway.
What Matrix Persona Are You? brought to you by
Quizilla That's fuckin' right. Now Scranton, I suppose, is my matrix, and I need to get out to Zion, Film School. I just need to find a morpheus to break his mind and a Mister Anderson to kill.
...wouldn't mind banging Trinity on the side, as well.
cue the bullet time.