I like dark comedy.....which is why I like the Wayan brothers
I started this 3 hours ago but made the bad decision of playing Zach Galifianakis' SNL episode in the background which forced me to stop because I was laughing so hard during his monologue that my throat closed up. That man is so glorious he caused me PAIN.
But anyway,
IT'S AN OSCAR PICSPAM!
Alec and Steve descended from vegas heaven to present the most kickass monologue ever. And by kickass I mean some little mole writer needs his ass kicked for making me cringe through that.
Meryl's reaction was hilarious though. And aw Harry Streep is having fun! (THAT NOSE.)
I do approve of douche-Cameron mocking though. (Also, Alec in Tom Ford! NOMS)
SQUISHIES!
I want to be in the middle. And by middle I mean cuddled up right next to Alec (sorry Steve). I also wanted to cuddle up to PJs!Alec (and be draped all over him. Ok TMI.)
Two of my favourite guys! Touching each other!
Kathryn Bigelow is super hot. And Alec totally slapped her ass at the end.
And what else did we have? Oh just the most BADASS PRESENTING-DUOS EVER IN OSCAR HISTORY
Somebody needs to throw them a screenplay STAT. STAT MEANS YESTERDAY. CHEMISTRY? THEY HAVE IT. Tina really pairs well with people that seem to be her equal in terms of wit. Oh and what's the proof? THEY CAME UP WITH THIS BIT TOGETHER. FEY AND RDJ BRAINSTORMING. Maybe they should just write a screenplay for themselves.
They look gorgeous from all angles.
They smile adorably.
They pose adorably.
THEY DEFINE 'ADORABLY' OK?
I am not kidding when I say I will pay to watch a romantic comedy starring them for at least 10 times.
♥♥♥
I loved the John Hughes tribute. Did not know that he wrote Home Alone which is my favourite Christmas movie of all time (and my most watched movie too). It was amazing to see BB!everybody.
Also some actor won Best Supporting. And gave a lovely speech as always. And was hot while doing so.
And guess who was sitting behind him? HOTNESS COLUMN MUCH?
Aw. And this may be inappropriate right under a picture of them but everytime they showed him during the ceremony, I moaned because the angle was PERFECT on him.
But it was nothing compared to my reaction to every shot of THE GODDESS HERSELF.
FLAWLESS. AMAZING. STUNNING. ETHEREAL. I went insane when I saw her then she went to corner Ryan Seacrest for cheerleading Sandy on and I almost died from laughing at how Ryan shrank away. But man she fucking GLOWED the entire ceremony. Let's just look at her for a bit k?
~WERK IT~
Claps for Chris March too! I knew I cheered for you when watching S4 Project Runway for good reason.
I was kind of resigned to the fact that she was not winning this year. So I guess the reality was less painful. It still hurt though, but who am I to complain when I am not the one who has to dress up, sit through a long ass show, listen to how great you are but still go home without a golden naked man for the last quarter of a century. So I will just echo this:
Meryl wouldn't appreciate such mopeyness so AFTER-AFTER-AFTER-PARTY TIME!
AMAZING WOMEN.
Very-pregnant-Julie and Julia.
Nerdy Christoph
Suave Christoph
Sexy Christoph (or Drunk Christoph?)
Two legends
A yummy sandwich
And a happy place.
I know a lot of people hated the interpretative dance part but I loved it a lot. The choreography was beautiful, there was so much energy, grace and athleticism. I always thought musical score never got a chance to shine as much as best song (which was always boring for me unless I liked the singers, which was only once in the last 5 years) and I love Shankman for presenting it so well this year.
He deserves a kiss from the hottest host ever.
Although said host did not deserve to pretend to read the oscar program while his fucking driver had to settle with the taxi driver whose vehicle he backed into.
Ok this feels so anti-climatic so have some humping-Christoph for making it to the end of the post.
NITEY-NITE! (I know I will be having a good one.)
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30 ROCK IS BACK THIS WEEK FUCK YEAH!
But anyway,
IT'S AN OSCAR PICSPAM!
Alec and Steve descended from vegas heaven to present the most kickass monologue ever. And by kickass I mean some little mole writer needs his ass kicked for making me cringe through that.
Meryl's reaction was hilarious though. And aw Harry Streep is having fun! (THAT NOSE.)
I do approve of douche-Cameron mocking though. (Also, Alec in Tom Ford! NOMS)
SQUISHIES!
I want to be in the middle. And by middle I mean cuddled up right next to Alec (sorry Steve). I also wanted to cuddle up to PJs!Alec (and be draped all over him. Ok TMI.)
Two of my favourite guys! Touching each other!
Kathryn Bigelow is super hot. And Alec totally slapped her ass at the end.
And what else did we have? Oh just the most BADASS PRESENTING-DUOS EVER IN OSCAR HISTORY
Somebody needs to throw them a screenplay STAT. STAT MEANS YESTERDAY. CHEMISTRY? THEY HAVE IT. Tina really pairs well with people that seem to be her equal in terms of wit. Oh and what's the proof? THEY CAME UP WITH THIS BIT TOGETHER. FEY AND RDJ BRAINSTORMING. Maybe they should just write a screenplay for themselves.
They look gorgeous from all angles.
They smile adorably.
They pose adorably.
THEY DEFINE 'ADORABLY' OK?
I am not kidding when I say I will pay to watch a romantic comedy starring them for at least 10 times.
♥♥♥
I loved the John Hughes tribute. Did not know that he wrote Home Alone which is my favourite Christmas movie of all time (and my most watched movie too). It was amazing to see BB!everybody.
Also some actor won Best Supporting. And gave a lovely speech as always. And was hot while doing so.
And guess who was sitting behind him? HOTNESS COLUMN MUCH?
Aw. And this may be inappropriate right under a picture of them but everytime they showed him during the ceremony, I moaned because the angle was PERFECT on him.
But it was nothing compared to my reaction to every shot of THE GODDESS HERSELF.
FLAWLESS. AMAZING. STUNNING. ETHEREAL. I went insane when I saw her then she went to corner Ryan Seacrest for cheerleading Sandy on and I almost died from laughing at how Ryan shrank away. But man she fucking GLOWED the entire ceremony. Let's just look at her for a bit k?
~WERK IT~
Claps for Chris March too! I knew I cheered for you when watching S4 Project Runway for good reason.
I was kind of resigned to the fact that she was not winning this year. So I guess the reality was less painful. It still hurt though, but who am I to complain when I am not the one who has to dress up, sit through a long ass show, listen to how great you are but still go home without a golden naked man for the last quarter of a century. So I will just echo this:
Meryl wouldn't appreciate such mopeyness so AFTER-AFTER-AFTER-PARTY TIME!
AMAZING WOMEN.
Very-pregnant-Julie and Julia.
Nerdy Christoph
Suave Christoph
Sexy Christoph (or Drunk Christoph?)
Two legends
A yummy sandwich
And a happy place.
I know a lot of people hated the interpretative dance part but I loved it a lot. The choreography was beautiful, there was so much energy, grace and athleticism. I always thought musical score never got a chance to shine as much as best song (which was always boring for me unless I liked the singers, which was only once in the last 5 years) and I love Shankman for presenting it so well this year.
He deserves a kiss from the hottest host ever.
Although said host did not deserve to pretend to read the oscar program while his fucking driver had to settle with the taxi driver whose vehicle he backed into.
Ok this feels so anti-climatic so have some humping-Christoph for making it to the end of the post.
NITEY-NITE! (I know I will be having a good one.)
Sources:
Tumblrs - fuckyeahtinafey2, sweetnessfollows, girlieshow, suicideblonde
Zimbio
FEEL FREE TO USE AND MAKE ICONS BUT PLEASE DO NOT HOTLINK. Hope the post was enjoyable and didn't kill your internet.
30 ROCK IS BACK THIS WEEK FUCK YEAH!