Every family has one...
...that embarrassing relative --- the one who shows up drunk at every family function --- the one that makes you put your head in your hands, asking God why he graced the family with such a prize.
Mike had the unfortunate chance of meeting my cousin Ronnie yesterday. As usual, Ronnie was stinkin' drunk. As usual, he was running his mouth off because he's an asshole. The minute he saw Mike, he starts going off on "what a punk" he is (because of his mohawk) and asking me "Do you really like this guy? He's a punk!"
It's a good thing we were getting ready to leave when Ronnie stumbled his way through the door. I was on the verge of being extremely impolite, and Hailey was with us...I really didn't want her around him when he's in that state...especially when I'm on the verge of saying a few choice words. The minute we were out of the door, Mike turns to me and says: "I've known the guy barely two minutes and all I want to do is put my fist in his mouth."
He's not the first one. In fact, my lovely cousin was nearly murdered last year --- by a former friend who finally got fed up with him and chased him around with a butcher knife. You'd think he'd learn from such an experience.
Mike had the unfortunate chance of meeting my cousin Ronnie yesterday. As usual, Ronnie was stinkin' drunk. As usual, he was running his mouth off because he's an asshole. The minute he saw Mike, he starts going off on "what a punk" he is (because of his mohawk) and asking me "Do you really like this guy? He's a punk!"
It's a good thing we were getting ready to leave when Ronnie stumbled his way through the door. I was on the verge of being extremely impolite, and Hailey was with us...I really didn't want her around him when he's in that state...especially when I'm on the verge of saying a few choice words. The minute we were out of the door, Mike turns to me and says: "I've known the guy barely two minutes and all I want to do is put my fist in his mouth."
He's not the first one. In fact, my lovely cousin was nearly murdered last year --- by a former friend who finally got fed up with him and chased him around with a butcher knife. You'd think he'd learn from such an experience.