pretty much the weirdest dream ever
but first of all, yahoo mail plus? who would pay $20 for an email address? i can see maybe if you needed lots of space, but gmail gives you more space than yahoo plus, and it's still free. so in conclusion, that's pretty gay!
ok so onto my dream. No one familiar was in my dream in the beginning. I was in a mall shaped exactly like the gugenheim. It was very white and bright but the shops were dark and the bottom floor had a pretty fountain and pond, but it was dark too, and the bottom floor was long and rectangular and didn't have any shops, just a shower room and some other stuff. In the top floor of the mall was a laboratory, mostly practicing illegal operations. I guess I was one of the scientists. We acquired some sort of bug, leach-like but even grosser, and if it came into contact with your skin, your skeleton in that area would turn to mush for a few seconds. So of course we were throwing it at each other because it was funny! During this, some alien creature we had been studying somehow came crashing through this glass wall we were keeping it behind and got loose on the mall. We weren't too alarmed. I guess we thought we could just catch it easily and nothing would be wrong, so we kept throwing the thingy at each other. Well apparently when this alien comes into contact with water, it multiplies like crazy. So of course the dumb alien decided to go play in the bottom floor pond! We heard havoc being wreaked out in the mall, so we went outside to find over a hundred of these crazy creatures killing everyone in sight. These things, they look a little like the alien from Alien, except they have 8 huge long legs like a crab, and if a leg touches you, your whole body turns to permanent mush. Hello daddy mush bug! So me and the other scientists set out to save the day, though we have no idea how to. We were all of a sudden in power ranger looking superhero outfits, and we had lots of light sabers and stuff and we were going around killing all these aliens. The problem was, their legs were so long, the could simply reach above us and our light saber and touch us real quick and we were dead, so us scientists were pretty much getting creamed. I could fly, so I jumped over the side of the balcony and I was shooting a bunch of the aliens while hovering in the center of the mall where they couldn't reach me. But one of them threw themselves over the side too, fell almost all the way down to the bottom floor, then figured out that he too could fly, but not as well. So they couldn't chase me through the air, mostly just go from floor to floor by air. Eventually we were getting so overwhelmed that we were all jumping from floor to floor just trying to avoid these things because we knew there was no way we could win. As the end was nearing and we were losing all hope, the scene shifted to Heather Crawley. Yeah, whytf is she in my dreams? Anyhow, she had come into the mall while all this was going on, and the second she saw these flying creatures and the ruins and the bodies and the blood, she went into labor, because she's always pregnant. So she rushed to the shower room and barely made it in there before she had two babies, one of which was already like 6 months old. She hadn't even made it all the way into the room and the door had been propped open a little by her foot or something, so when the babies started crying, one of the aliens heard her and went down to terminate her. But when it walked in, she was in this pool of white stuff. It was this horrible thick gluey-feeling gluey-smelling discharge coming from her crotch! ewww! But the alien looked in amazement as it came oozing out of her and went down the slope in the bathroom and out the door. All the other aliens stopped feeding on me and the other scientists, and they gathered around in amazement to see this pool of vagina stuff. This is what happens to women who give birth on their home planet, so the aliens were excited they had figured out a way to infiltrate the human population. They raised her up off the bathroom floor, and they gave her this round full face mask, kinda like one of those big round cyclops goggles that i really miss using! Then the emperor alien walked Heather along, and he put a giant eyeball with a long tube coming from the back and reaching around to put a pretty colored light on her facemask. She was the new alien empress! Then we sorta zoomed out to show heather and the emperor walking elbow in elbow across the water and all the aliens following behind them with their heads bowed, and you could see all the carnage and the ruins of the mall, and then everything went black. Then all of a sudden I was in a huge theatre, and apparently this had all been a movie I'd been watching with joe, sam, melissa, and missy (mrs donna's neighbor). So we were walking out of the theatre which looked EXACTLY like the old theatre where walmart is now on north point, and sam looked like she had something on her mind the whole time. I never figured out what it was because I woke up right about then, but I'm pretty sure sam was impregnated by one of these aliens and was in a similar situation as heather crawley in the movie. you can tell us your secret if you need to sam!!
ok so onto my dream. No one familiar was in my dream in the beginning. I was in a mall shaped exactly like the gugenheim. It was very white and bright but the shops were dark and the bottom floor had a pretty fountain and pond, but it was dark too, and the bottom floor was long and rectangular and didn't have any shops, just a shower room and some other stuff. In the top floor of the mall was a laboratory, mostly practicing illegal operations. I guess I was one of the scientists. We acquired some sort of bug, leach-like but even grosser, and if it came into contact with your skin, your skeleton in that area would turn to mush for a few seconds. So of course we were throwing it at each other because it was funny! During this, some alien creature we had been studying somehow came crashing through this glass wall we were keeping it behind and got loose on the mall. We weren't too alarmed. I guess we thought we could just catch it easily and nothing would be wrong, so we kept throwing the thingy at each other. Well apparently when this alien comes into contact with water, it multiplies like crazy. So of course the dumb alien decided to go play in the bottom floor pond! We heard havoc being wreaked out in the mall, so we went outside to find over a hundred of these crazy creatures killing everyone in sight. These things, they look a little like the alien from Alien, except they have 8 huge long legs like a crab, and if a leg touches you, your whole body turns to permanent mush. Hello daddy mush bug! So me and the other scientists set out to save the day, though we have no idea how to. We were all of a sudden in power ranger looking superhero outfits, and we had lots of light sabers and stuff and we were going around killing all these aliens. The problem was, their legs were so long, the could simply reach above us and our light saber and touch us real quick and we were dead, so us scientists were pretty much getting creamed. I could fly, so I jumped over the side of the balcony and I was shooting a bunch of the aliens while hovering in the center of the mall where they couldn't reach me. But one of them threw themselves over the side too, fell almost all the way down to the bottom floor, then figured out that he too could fly, but not as well. So they couldn't chase me through the air, mostly just go from floor to floor by air. Eventually we were getting so overwhelmed that we were all jumping from floor to floor just trying to avoid these things because we knew there was no way we could win. As the end was nearing and we were losing all hope, the scene shifted to Heather Crawley. Yeah, whytf is she in my dreams? Anyhow, she had come into the mall while all this was going on, and the second she saw these flying creatures and the ruins and the bodies and the blood, she went into labor, because she's always pregnant. So she rushed to the shower room and barely made it in there before she had two babies, one of which was already like 6 months old. She hadn't even made it all the way into the room and the door had been propped open a little by her foot or something, so when the babies started crying, one of the aliens heard her and went down to terminate her. But when it walked in, she was in this pool of white stuff. It was this horrible thick gluey-feeling gluey-smelling discharge coming from her crotch! ewww! But the alien looked in amazement as it came oozing out of her and went down the slope in the bathroom and out the door. All the other aliens stopped feeding on me and the other scientists, and they gathered around in amazement to see this pool of vagina stuff. This is what happens to women who give birth on their home planet, so the aliens were excited they had figured out a way to infiltrate the human population. They raised her up off the bathroom floor, and they gave her this round full face mask, kinda like one of those big round cyclops goggles that i really miss using! Then the emperor alien walked Heather along, and he put a giant eyeball with a long tube coming from the back and reaching around to put a pretty colored light on her facemask. She was the new alien empress! Then we sorta zoomed out to show heather and the emperor walking elbow in elbow across the water and all the aliens following behind them with their heads bowed, and you could see all the carnage and the ruins of the mall, and then everything went black. Then all of a sudden I was in a huge theatre, and apparently this had all been a movie I'd been watching with joe, sam, melissa, and missy (mrs donna's neighbor). So we were walking out of the theatre which looked EXACTLY like the old theatre where walmart is now on north point, and sam looked like she had something on her mind the whole time. I never figured out what it was because I woke up right about then, but I'm pretty sure sam was impregnated by one of these aliens and was in a similar situation as heather crawley in the movie. you can tell us your secret if you need to sam!!