Life is too short to mess around grifting or pretending that you are something other than yourself. So if that makes me a sheister rather than John Cusack then so be it.

Here's a little something I cooked up as an argument for why I cheated on my last girlfriend. Ofcourse it is rationalising of the highest order and mostly a load of shit but never the less, I argued it so strongly in my defense to a female friend that I think I almost won. Almost. Here goes (insert disclaimer here ( Read more... )

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EVAN IS THE POST BOX OF LIFE.

DON'T JUDGE HIM, EMBRACE HIM FOR EVAN DREAMS OF PLAYGROUND.