Bootilicious
The door slammed.
The loud sound emanated throughout the Nishikido household. Five pretty boys jumped with shock.
“I think Ryo-chan is home,” said Jin from behind the couch.
“And… I think he’s angry,” replied Kame.
“I’m not angry,” grumbled Ryo as he stalked into the TV room with Yoko, Uchi and Shige (hand in hand) not far behind.
“Ah, Dokkun*, calm down!” cried Yoko trailing after the sexy Osaka man.
“Aki-chan, what’s got his boxers in a twist?” Asked Maru.
“We had an incident after dropping the kids off at Maruyama-kun’s house for their playdate,” replied Shige as he went to hug one of his boyfriends. Uchi did the same as Yoko tried to console Nishikido Ryo.
“Oh. My God, Yoko. Stop touching me!” growled Ryo.
“What happened Nishikido Ryo-chan?” Asked the ever-eager Ryo fanboy, Junno.
“Pushaw! What happened?! I was groped. That’s what happened!” Ryo’s statement shocked everyone.
“Groped? By who?!” Maru laughed. Why would the sexy Osaka man be mad that he was groped? Shouldn’t he be used to it by now?
“Yeah, Nishikido Ryo-chan! Who?” Junno inquired.
Uchi, sitting comfortably on Nakamaru’s lap answered, “Well, once we were done dropping the kids off, we had to go to the supermarket so Ryo-chan can get cold medicine for poor Ueda-kun.”
Everyone nodded. Ueda wasn’t feeling too good lately. In fact, that was one of the main reasons why KAT-TN was over the Nishikido household. That… and the fact that Ryo just bought a new HD TV.
“Once we were done buying that, we had to stop at the jimusho because Johnny-san’s grandchildren were there and Johnny-san wanted them to also go to Maruyama-kun’s house also. Apparently he and the misses wanted to get some alone time,” Yoko chimed in.
“We get there, right. And we meet Mrs. Kitagawa at the front. The kids are all ready to come. One of them lifts her arms up at me. So, I bend down to pick her up. Then suddenly I feel something on my butt. Of course I jump up, practically scaring the kid. I turn to find Johnny-san’s wife RIGHT BEHIND ME,” Ryo ranted. All out of breath, he started flailing his arms wildly. “What am I suppose to think!?”
“It could have been one of the kids,” Junno offered.
“It could have been your imagination,” Uchi teased. Shige hit him in the shoulder.
“Nishikido-kun, why don’t you just show us how you bent down,” Shige suggested.
“What?” Ryo sputtered.
“Just to reenact that’s all,” Kame offered.
Ryo growled. “Fine.” He leaned down and slightly bent his knees. “I was like this and suddenly...” Ryo flailed his arms once again.
“Well, what kind of feel was it? A pat or a full on squeeze?” Jin asked.
“I… I don’t remember…” Ryo said confused. “It was like…”
“Here… why don’t you show me?” Jin got up and imitated how Ryo bent over.
“What?! What!? NO! Oh, my God. NO!” was the immediate response.
“Come on!” Maru pleaded. “We just want to help!”
“FINE,” Ryo grumbled. He patted Jin’s butt.
“That’s it? Nothing to worry about,” Jin scoffed.
“What!? No. It was harder than that. Wait… let me do it again,” Ryo shook his head. It was definitely something to worry about.
“You know what… Jin is senseless sometimes. Here try it on me,” Maru got up and walked over to Jin and Ryo. Jin moved aside and Maru bent over.
Ryo placed his palm on Maru’s butt and squeezed. Suddenly, everyone in the room heard a loud gasp.
“YUICHI! RYO-CHAN!” Koyama was shocked. Jin, Kame, Shige, Uchi, Maru, and Ryo all jerked their heads towards the staircase. There on the steps were Koyama, Ueda, and Kusano.
“EHHH!? Keiichan! This isn’t what it looks like!” Maru cried.
“Ah, Tat-chan. Here is your medicine. Are you feeling any better, Princess?” Ryo said calmly. He went over to hand the cold syrup medicine to his boyfriend.
“Well… I now feel like hurling my lunch, but other than that… Everything’s good,” Tatsuya replied. He took the item from Ryo. “Agh. Ryo… I asked you for the nighttime one! This is the daytime one! I won’t be able to get a wink of sleep if I take this!” Ueda growled and stomped up back to his and Ryo’s bedroom.
“Ah, sorry!” Ryo called. He started to head up the staircase after his upset lover.
Everyone in the room blinked. What just happened? And why didn’t Ueda-kun get mad at Ryo-chan?
“Why was Ryo-chan grabbing your butt, Nakamaru-kun?” Kusano got out.
“Aw! We’ll explain everything to you guys later!” Uchi sang.
Koyama let out the breath he was holding. “Ok, Uchi says it’s alright… so you guys weren’t really doing anything weird… ish…” Koyama gave them all a suspicious glare.
Shige got up and went over to give Keiichan a hug. “Ah, don’t worry. Yuichi was just helping Nishikido-kun out.”
*ring ring* rang the phone as Ryo was going up.
“RYO! It’s for you! Mrs. Kitagawa wants you to go back to the jimusho. She needs help with something!” Ueda called. He was heading down as Ryo was going up. Tatsuya’s face seemed a little contorted. His brows furrowed together as if he was confused.
“SEE!? I TOLD YOU!” Ryo shouted to the boys down below. He turned to look at Ueda.
In Ueda’s hand was the medicine. All at once, he hurled it, hitting Ryo directly on his nose.
“WERE YOU JUST GRABBING MARU’S ASS?!”
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