Fucked up Mind
Fuck a Bitch,
I decided to stay home for the day. Why? I had absolutely no reason to be honest, but here I am and I had the worse dream. Well first off, I worked at McDonalds and it started to rain and my cousin’s ex girlfriend went on a killing spree and I was beating the shit out of everyone but I couldn’t for long because I was the last one they captured. (Of course I’m so heroic and invincible in my dreams) She enslaved all the gifted kids in the back of my grandma’s house which eventually turned to England or Canada, I don’t remember. Well, apparently they thought that we were all Jewish and this was back in the 1920’s or something. They were sending us to a modernized concentration camp but first they wanted to make us the perfect race. So they’d tie our ankles together everyday while they’d teach us and I would try to escape. Some guy would tie mine extra tight and one time he pulled so hard it broke and he didn’t notice so I told John Stamos from Full House that I was going to run for it and get help. He told me to put my hand in the milk shakes and apparently there was money in all of them. The German citizens would give us money because if we had a certain amount we could be free. So when the lady wasn’t looking I ran my ass off. In doing that I ran into Bill Cosby and told him how much I love him and his new corn rows? He said he’d offer to pay us if I like them so I agreed. But yeah, then I ran back to save all the people with him and the lights were flickering and the seats had turned into slides and water was gushing with blood. I was screaming and threw myself down the slides knowing there were sharks in the water. (I’m telling you, I’m a fucking super hero) then I was about to pull someone’s body up and a fucking TELEMARKETER called. I don’t know, it freaked me out. I needed to post it.
I finally got my camera back! It’s about time; I really want to finish this roll! I don’t want to be here all day. I’m going to see if someone can steal me. Because you know how that goes! Yeah, well I don’t so fuck off. Yuri and I were discussing how for some reason suicide is the new pink. (Like, Oh my God!) Fucking kids should just kill themselves because the whole Goth thing? Yeah, not working. Do something beneficial and help the world out a little and exclude yourself from it. Sorry if I offended someone, well not really but it has a nice ring.
Is the newly refined conquerer of the world,
Beth