Who: Kakashi and Gai
When: Right after Kakashi whisks Gai off for the teachers' dorms faster than the speed of sound.
Where: The faculty residential wing
What: It's Kakashi and Gai. Drunk. I'll spare your minds~.
Rating: *points up and attempts to look innocent*
Kakashi managed to make it all the way to the park, before he couldn't take it anymore, hitched Gai up bridal style, and shinshun-no-jutsus his way back to his dorm. It's a huge show of self-restraint, he tells himself, even if Gai is too inebriated to appreciate the effort. He puts the drunk man down and clears his throat.