May 06, 2005 16:03
Grr its all lame in here rihgt now. Everyone is leaving and i gotta hang around till forever! Auntie loo is gradutating so i gotta make an appearence at that round sixish i think.
But i know you tuned in so that you could find out about the splendidness of last night huh...
mmmm k yea we started drinking them natys at like 5 and i went ahead and drank about 8, scotty and russ and my neighbor joe had to have some brews as well.
buts thats to be expected cause russ is a confident fellow.
Anywho we had to wait for meg and carl to get back from the mall, i think i drank a beer on the front steps of hubbard while i was waiting but apparently none of the parents out there packing cared.
Right around din din is when things get a little sketchy as far as the memory goes... yea there was a girl i dont know who was eating with us, i pretty much thought her name tag said "sex" that was probly a bad call consdering people dont name people sex very much anymore...
Fast forward to around 1ish, I started to feel sad about stuff but no need to worry it was nothing that some cheap cigs and beer couldnt fix. At this point we decided to go on top of conrad and shoot pool balls off... this was pretty much a good idea i thouhgt and i went piddle on the roof too! Then we went back to my room and for some reason it seemed like a good idea to put scotty in a luggage cart and push him full speed into a roll of carpet... hmmm apperently he didnt crash good enough cause we did it again too. I dont think we can overlook the fact that i was in my boxer shorts throughout the adventure. I even traveled to megs room, yet another stellar call, i must have been showcasing the package! but apparently meg was impressed cause she came down after me... i think. Its around this time when i got back to my room and proceeded to fight other megen who then dropped a full beer on my ps2(rest its soul) and my laptop.
after all of this joshy was a really tuckered out so I got my jammies on n'stuff... then ej and crob came back! this obviously prompted me to bong 2 more beers. I went ahead and passed out on the top bunk after this and a meg passed out on the bottom bunk - apparently my Antonio Banderras like charm kept her from getting back to her room haha.
Anyway if you judge your night by how crappy you feel in the morning then i guess i would have to give last night a gold star! and a pile of asprin..
p.s. Meg you are sooo sneaky to escape the emotional embrace before you left today... how sly! basically i will be forced to punch you in the ovary now ;)
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