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sunday at noon i have plans to learn how to use the cash register at a place who's store sign looks like this:
part of my job is buying and selling used porn. woah.
the discount is pretty good. it is right on the main stretch of forbes in oakland. i'm pretty sure it's the only used store in oakland and with all the students and such it stays relatively busy but i would still highly appreciate it if you would come in and smile at me and assure me that my soul is still in tact. and i need lunch friends. just don't ask me about video games. i will probably be the short little number swearing under her breath at the register wearing a luxurious navy blue tshirt that says "sell me something" and a headband. i'm actually not that mad about the shirt, it means i don't have to buy work clothes. i will abuse my discount for you, promise. even and/or especially for porn. although i recommend disinfecting it first.
part of my job is buying and selling used porn. woah.
the discount is pretty good. it is right on the main stretch of forbes in oakland. i'm pretty sure it's the only used store in oakland and with all the students and such it stays relatively busy but i would still highly appreciate it if you would come in and smile at me and assure me that my soul is still in tact. and i need lunch friends. just don't ask me about video games. i will probably be the short little number swearing under her breath at the register wearing a luxurious navy blue tshirt that says "sell me something" and a headband. i'm actually not that mad about the shirt, it means i don't have to buy work clothes. i will abuse my discount for you, promise. even and/or especially for porn. although i recommend disinfecting it first.