The telephone is ringing. Is that my mother on the phone?

[mssaskia]

No.

Ring ring ring.  I go look:  restricted number and well after midnight at that.   I don't answer.   A minute passes.

Ring ring ring.  Ah, unrestricted.  Good boy, other than the whole after-midnight thing.  I answer.

"Hi, is this the fetish place?"

"We have a dungeon, yes."

"Are there any girls available?"

"Our hours are 10am-10pm."

"10pm!  10pm?!"

Comments

Exactly

[mssaskia]

la la la la la la la woop woop woop

[invisiblegirl2]

I am really fucking sick of men in general. I am fed up with the lying, the conniving, the deceit, the mannipulation for the sole purpose of sex. I think I should become a hermit and acquire a cat. Oh wait, I already did...

I have my days

[mssaskia]

but then I remember some of the women I've dated since I was 15 and I can't say assholitis is gender-specific. Men just tend to be a bit more clueless in some ways, mostly in the little-head arena.

Re: I have my days

[invisiblegirl2]

Its when I get into moods like this that I wish I wasnt straight. I am out of options..lol...

Re: I have my days

[mssaskia]

I am here to tell you that yes, there are gender differences, but when it comes to relationship stuff, bad is bad.

[mistresskatya]

"This is not a service we offer"

Kind of reminds me of Obi Wan..."these are not the droids you are looking for"

"this is not the handjob that you are looking for....move along"

Suuure, we do handjobs!

[mssaskia]

We got razor wire gloves made especially for it! When would you like to come in? Hello? Hello? Oh dear. That kind of language really isn't necessary, sir. Have a nice day.

Who's on the phone?

[maukatt]

Pick it up and see who answers!

Re: Who's on the phone?

[mssaskia]

Ha. The dungeon cat where I apprenticed loved bananas. I wonder whatever happened to that poor little thing. The woman running it was a junkie, which I didn't know at the time (naive).