I haz a funnee...
Stuff that's appeared in my box lately:
(The first one is very, very appropriate for me....)
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a somewhat limited inventory.
Anything worth taking seriously is worth making fun of.
If you can't convince them, confuse them. (a variation on my favourite, "If you can't blind 'em with science, baffle 'em with bullshit)
Smile, it's the second best thing you can do with your lips.
How many of you believe in telekinesis? Raise my hand. .
Jack Kevorkian for White House Physician. ( LOVED this one)
Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told.
Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
Boycott shampoo! Demand the REAL poo!
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Honestly, I'm so easily amused sometimes.....