I Has a Bowie!!!
I has a bowie knife! My dad just got in from off shore, and he’d been telling me he got me my birthday present! And he gives me this humongous...like…must be 7 inches long!... bowie knife (oh, and a pretty pearl handle 2 inch knife)!!! /insert incoherent ZOMGYAYZ face! I so happy! I has crocodile Dundee knife XD Yays!...or…at least I can pretend it is. Tis awesome!
