i can't believe i havent posted this song yet
this is defintely one of my most favorite songs
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sisiter brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him, 'til he sang Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
That means Merry Christmas in Espanol, that's what it means, sure does
My brother Tim brought his kids with him, the three from his first wife Lynne
And the two identical twins from his second wife, Mary Neal
He also brought his third wife Kate, who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays, Noel, Noel, the first Noel
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quick Pack store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and Marboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese, "Merry Christmas from the family"
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen, I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in, they blew our Christmas lights
Cousin Davey knew just what went wrong, so we waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on, and we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night
Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Mary's cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'N' Go
We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese, "Merry Christmas from the family"
Big ending girls
FELIZ NAVIDAD!
Mom got drunk and Dad got drunk at our Christmas party
We were drinking champagne punch and homemade eggnog
Little sisiter brought her new boyfriend, he was a Mexican
We didn't know what to think of him, 'til he sang Feliz Navidad, Feliz Navidad
That means Merry Christmas in Espanol, that's what it means, sure does
My brother Tim brought his kids with him, the three from his first wife Lynne
And the two identical twins from his second wife, Mary Neal
He also brought his third wife Kate, who talks all about AA
Chain smoking while the stereo plays, Noel, Noel, the first Noel
Carve the turkey, turn the ball game on
Mix margaritas when the eggnog's gone
Send somebody to the Quick Pack store
We need some ice and an extension cord
A can of bean dip and some Diet Rite
A box of tampons and Marboro Lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese, "Merry Christmas from the family"
Fred and Rita drove from Harlingen, I can't remember how I'm kin to them
But when they tried to plug their motor home in, they blew our Christmas lights
Cousin Davey knew just what went wrong, so we waited out on our front lawn
He threw the breaker and the lights came on, and we sang Silent Night, Oh Silent Night, Oh Holy Night
Carve the turkey, turn the ballgame on
Make Bloody Mary's cause we all want one
Send somebody to the Stop 'N' Go
We need a can of cheese and a can of fake snow
A bag of corn nuts and some Diet Sprite
A box of tampons and some Salem lights
Hallelujah everybody say cheese, "Merry Christmas from the family"
Big ending girls
FELIZ NAVIDAD!